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10 Gross Things Women Do That Men Hate

September 19, 2011

We seriously can’t believe the trauma girls put their boyfriends through. Talk about doing the nasty!

By Annie Daly

"One time, this girl asked me if she could pop my zit. It's ok to pop her own—but asking to pop mine? What's wrong with her?" — George, 30

"I'd asked my live-in girlfriend to take a shower with me, thinking we'd have some good sudsy sex. But then she peed in the shower! She told me she did it to save water, but I'm sorry, that is not a legit excuse." — Ian, 27

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"I dated this girl who'd always bite her nails. That's fine—bad habit, whatever—but then she'd try to kiss me afterward!" — Cody, 20

"Once I walked into a chick's apartment and saw a sink full of red water with a pair of underwear floating there. I've been traumatized ever since." — Kevin, 25

"I usually enjoy giving my girlfriend foot massages. But one time she asked for one, and her feet were covered in callouses. Forget the Ped-egg—only sandpaper could have softened those rough puppies." —Stephen, 34

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"My ex had long, curly black hair that I loved, but sometimes she would gnaw on it like a stick of gum. She didn't seem to mind that the strands were coated with dirt and hair products, but I certainly didn't want to kiss her after she was licking her locks!" — Ryan, 30

"Late one night, my fiancée got out of bed to go to the bathroom and let one riiiiip on her way there. I'd been sound asleep, but it was so loud that it woke me up—it sounded like a bomb exploded. And it smelled awful!" — Matt, 26

"One day, while my girlfriend had her period, she asked me if I'd watch her put in her tampon, since I'd asked her a question about tampons a few weeks earlier. I quickly refused. A few hours later, she called me into her room, and there she was with no pants on, pointing to the string dangling out of her vagina. I was seriously disgusted." — Chandler, 21

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"I'd been dating this woman for a few months, and I really liked her. One Friday night, I invited her over for drinks at my place. After a few strong cocktails, we started hooking up. Then, as she was going down on me, she threw up on my package." — Jon, 27

"My girl and I met at home for a lunchtime quickie. She went to the bathroom first and then we hopped into bed and got things going. I was all excited and flipped her over for some doggy-style action, but then I saw a piece of toilet paper stuck in her butt...she'd obviously gone number two. And yes, it had some *remnants* on it. Needless to say, I got soft instantly." — Jonathan, 26

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