13 Mom Jokes That Are Just As Good (Bad?) As Dad Jokes
Everyone knows a classic, cheesy dad joke. Make me a sandwich! Poof, you're a sandwich! (Eye roll.) And so on. But what about mom jokes? Moms have senses of humor, too, and so Redditors have shared some of their versions of "mom jokes," which, like dad jokes, are a little groan-inducing...but much, much sassier. Here are some highlights:
1. "I can make you not bored."
"8-year-old me: I'm bored.
Mom: I can make you not bored. How 'bout you clean these dishes?
8-year-old me: I'm going to go play outside." -AlchemicalEnthusiast
2. "Then you're not hungry."
"8-year-old me: I'm hungry.
Mum: Have some fruit.
8-year-old me: I don't want fruit.
Mum: Then you're not hungry." -darybrain
3. "What's a mom joke?"
"Son: Mom, Dad keeps making Dad jokes!
Mom: "So?"
Son: So, what's a Mom joke?
Mom: "Look in the Mirror, dear."
Son: I don't get it.
Mom: You. You are a mom joke." -icemage27
4. "It'll be ready in 5 minutes."
"'Come down for dinner!
'I'm busy, mooooom!'
'Right now before it gets cold!'
-Runs down stairs-
'Where's the food?'
'It'll be ready in 5 minutes.'" -wobr-J
5. "Why don't you work for your mother?"
"My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one. 'Why don't you work for your mother?' I suggested.
He shook his head. 'I can't,' he said. 'Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.'
'Who made up that ridiculous rule?'
'My mother.'" -FlagMaster32
6. "I need my personal space!"
"Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space!
Mom: You came out of my personal space." -Kitty_D
7. "What would you like to eat for lunch?"
"Mom: What would you like to eat for lunch?
Me: (Any kind of food I felt like eating at the time.)
Mom: Well, why don't you get in the kitchen and make it?" -Pest_Bringer
8. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Me: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?
Mom: Why did you let the chicken out? Do you know how much I paid for that chicken?
Me: ..." -A_D_O_L_F
9. "Everyone at this table..."
"My wife, I, and our teenaged son and daughter were out for a family dinner when my wife suddenly blurted out, 'Everyone at this table had been in my vagina!' and started laughing like crazy." -albyagolfer
10. "Dinner's on the table!"
"When ever my mom wanted help putting the groceries away and have me make dinner, she'd call out 'Dinners on the table!' I'd come out of my room to find groceries on the table and a recipe on the counter." -Mix_Master_Floppy
11. "I really hope I get this apartment..."
"From my mom this morning.
Me: I really hope I get this apartment so I can move out.
Mom: You're still moving out even if you don't, right? (Uncontrolled laughter.)" -ChapinGrillSgt
12. "One of my friends is pregnant..."
"One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby, but because she's one of my skinniest friends." -FlagMaster32
13. "Your father."
"Your father. (Drains wineglass.)" -opticon
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