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41 Father’s Day Puns That Are Hilarious and Eye Roll-Worthy

Not all dads like watching sports, drinking beer, or fly fishing, but you'd be hard-pressed to find a father who doesn't enjoy a corny dad joke. And even if those endless riddles, puns, and one-liners make you roll your eyes, there's no better way to celebrate Father's Day than by sharing a dad joke of your own. Nothing says, "I love you, dad" like some excellent Father's Day puns, and if you're not sure what to write in your Father's Day card this year, then these puns — which range from animal-themed wordplay to funny food puns — will help you get your creative wheels turning.

Due to the ongoing pandemic, it's possible you haven't seen your father as much as you would have liked over the past year (and some change). But until you can be together, June 20 is the perfect day to make sure your dad, stepdad, father-in-law, uncle, grandfather, or beloved father figure in your life knows just how much you care for and appreciate them. For the dad with a sense of humor, a funny Father's Day card is always a good decision (especially if you include a funny Father's Day gift to go along with it). After all, there's no better present than the gift of laughter (and even if your dad isn't a jokester himself, it's hard not to crack a smile at a dorky dad joke).

If you're in need of some eye roll-worthy puns for your card, Instagram caption, or to simply to tell your dad over Father's Day brunch, then these funny Father's Day jokes are just the thing.

Photo credit: MoMo Productions - Getty Images
Photo credit: MoMo Productions - Getty Images

Nerdy Puns

  • I have so mushroom in my heart for a fungi like you.

  • Aorta tell you how much I heart you.

  • You're the brightest light in my life — I love you watts and watts.

  • Thanks for trying to putt me on the right course in life.

  • Holy mackerel! You're a reely great dad.

  • Yoda best, Father.

  • Thanks for helping me blossom. I'm so glad I'm y'orchid.

  • To my favorite grill master: You're flippin' awesome.

  • Just so you (volca)no, I lava you a lot.

  • Making this card is the yeast I can do for an un-beer-lievably cool dad like you.

Photo credit: MoMo Productions - Getty Images
Photo credit: MoMo Productions - Getty Images

Animal Puns

  • I love spending koala-ty time with you.

  • You're a dam good dad — I can't beaver-lieve how lucky I am that you're mine!

  • Life would be ruff without you as my pawrent.

  • You're one in chameleon.

  • You're turtle-y awesome.

  • I whale always love you.

  • Hive never told you this, but you're un-bee-lievably great.

  • You're the cat's meow, and I'm not lion.

  • Life without you? Udderly un-herd of.

  • I love you even when you're giraffe-ing me crazy.

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Photo credit: Jupiterimages - Getty Images

Food Puns

  • You're nacho average dad.

  • I think you're a pretty big dill.

  • It sounds cheesy, but you're the grate-est.

  • You're shrimply the best.

  • I love you from my head tomatoes.

  • Your egg-cellent dad yolks always crack me up.

  • You've done a grape job raisin me.

  • I love you a waffle lot.

  • You're the best dad of all thyme.

  • You couldn't pasta-bly be cooler.

  • You can't be beet.

  • I donut know what I'd do without you.

  • Let's taco 'bout how much you rock.

  • Thanks for always bacon me happy.

  • I can't espresso how much you mean to me.

  • You're one in a melon.

  • Your dad yolks crack me up.

  • I love you, just in queso you didn't know.

  • You are cereal-ously the best.

  • Thanks for pudding up with me.

  • I love you, Dad, pho-real.


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