I Can't Stop Laughing At These Chaotic Christmas Food Fails

1.This terrifying teddy bear turkey:

raw turkey shaped into a teddy bear

2.These "candle" Christmas cookies:

they look like dicks

3.This marzipan baby Jesus:

naked looking baby

4.This freaky Frosty:

A snowman made out of frosting

5.These cheesecake anuses:

Deflated cupcakes

6.This Christmas pudding:

looks like poop in a cloth

7.These cookies that didn't turn out as planned:

Christmas cookies

8.This chicken cutlet Christmas tree:

A Christmas tree made of chicken cutlets

9.This Christmas creature:

caterpillar-like shaped snack

10.These happy, albeit crappy, desserts:

Christmas desserts

11.This Christmas morning waffle:

A burnt waffle

12.These festively dyed deviled eggs:

green deviled eggs

13.These Christmas candles:

Bananas made to look like candles surrounded by jello

14.This *shrimply* strange tree:

A small Christmas food tree covered in shrimp

15.This ramen house:

dried ramen made into a house glued together by peanut butter with hot sauce to draw the doors and windows

16.This meaty nativity:

A meat Nativity scene

17.This kid's creative Christmas cookie:

A Christmas cookie with broccoli on top

18.This Christmas stocking pancake:

A pancake shaped like a penis

19.This scary Santa bread:

Bread shaped like Santa Claus

20.This pizza snowman:

Pizza shaped like a snowman

21.This charred Christmas cheesecake:

A burnt cheesecake

22.And, this existential gingerbread person/angel/???:

Gingerbread man

H/T: r/shittyfoodporn