Oh my gourd-ness, it's Halloween! Whether you're hosting a haunted party, putting on some fun fall activities or simply making an appearance at a local bash, you'll get into the Halloween spirit with these pumpkin quotes and puns.
This spooky season surely inspires us to get creative. While you're prepping for the holiday with our pumpkin-carving ideas, you'll be set for a night of frightful festivities with these delightful sayings, and your little monsters will appreciate your wicked use of wordplay (you know, before they dive into the best Halloween desserts and forget about anything else).
Best Pumpkin Quotes
“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!" —a play on Robert Southey's words.
“I'd say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
“My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
"'Cause I'm Peter, Peter the Pumpkin Eater/And the party has just begun." —Garth Brooks
“Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie/Soon your love will be all mine.” —Jay & The Techniques
“Wednesday, play with your food.” —The Addams Family
“Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"When life gives you pumpkins, make pie." —a play on Elbert Hubbard's words.
“I have to leave ... Lizards and pumpkins and ... things.” —Lily James in Cinderella
"I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away." —a play on the Pembrokeshire saying.
"Gone pumpkin pickin'" —a play on the film title Gone Fishin'.
“There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” —Jack-o'-lantern Halloween Song
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau
“Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” —Neil Gaiman
“The fifth one said ‘I'm ready for some fun!’” —Five Little Pumpkins
“There he is. There he is. It's the Great Pumpkin.” —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“I am the Pumpkin King.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
Best Pumpkin Puns
Say hollow to my little friend
Hollow, anyone there?
Life is gourd
I'm ahead of the carve.
Gourd vibes only
Let’s (pumpkin) spice things up!
Gourd luck charm
You struck a gourd with me
Get the latest scoop here!
We have nothing but gourd intentions
I only have pies for you
I’m on the rind 24/7
The pumpkin of my pie
What’s cooking, gourd looking?
Time to patch some z’s
Be of gourd cheer
Let the gourd times roll!
Patch you later!
Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart
Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!
Jack of all lanterns
Baby gourd back!
Dang, you're jacked!
Gourd out of town!
Carved out some time today
Go big or gourd home!
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