It's the most wonderful time of the year... for clever Instagram captions. Whether the wintertime has you feeling like Buddy the Elf or the Grinch, there's no denying that the winter months provide some great opportunities for photo ops (if your fingers aren't too frozen to snap a pic, that is). Of course, no photo is complete without the perfect Instagram caption. Experiencing brain freeze? It's snow problem. From puns to movie quotes to song lyrics, there are plenty of great winter Instagram captions that are sure to get you a flurry of likes on your next Instagram post.
The weather outside may be frightful, but a cute wintery pic can help make your followers' timeline a little more delightful (even if you live in a place where it's sunny and warm 365 days a year). Maybe you spend December through March hitting the slopes and throwing snowballs. Perhaps you'd rather cuddle by the fire with a steaming bowl of soup than step out into the cold. Either way, the chilliest months of the year are rife with adorable picture opportunities, and getting chapped lips is definitely worth getting a pretty picture with twinkly holiday lights or your new cozy sweater.
Next time you go skiing, sledding, skating, snowshoeing, or simply for a walk on a snowy day, be sure to grab a picture for the 'Gram. That way, you can use one of these witty winter Instagram captions that not even the biggest, most shameless Scrooge will be able to resist.
Cute Winter Instagram Captions
Cold hands, warm heart.
When life gives you snow, make snowballs.
Happiness is the first tracks on fresh snow.
Brrring on the snow.
You're never too old to make snow angels.
Hibernation mode: Activated.
Have an ice day!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Counting snowflakes instead of sheep.
Funny Winter Instagram Captions
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
'Tis the season to be freezin'.
Everyday I'm shovelin'.
When my ice house falls apart, igloo it back together.
What's an ig? An ice house without a loo.
Who wants to Netflix and chill(y)?
Blizzards and ice and nothing is nice.
The Starks did warn us that winter was coming.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
Wake me up when the winter ends.
Punny Winter Instagram Captions
Still looking for my perfect hibermate.
This weather is snow joke.
It was love at frost sight when I first thaw you.
You've got me feeling frostsmitten.
What a winterful world.
Snow matter the weather, iced coffee still tastes better.
(Snow)flake it 'til you make it.
I'm stuck on you like igloo.
There's snow place like home.
Just go with the snow.
Warm-Weather Winter Instagram Captions
I don't need snow to have a ball.
It's [temperature] with a zero percent chance of snow.
Palm trees > Evergreens.
I'm all about frozen cocktails and above-freezing temps.
It's never too warm for hot chocolate.
Sorry, winter jacket, but I won't be requiring your services until further notice.
I'd much rather be buried in sand than snow.
I got 99 problems but the snow ain't one.
Life is twice as nice when there's no ice.
I like my winters served warm.
Winter Activities Instagram Captions
This ski trip started off well, but it went downhill from there.
With great powder comes great responsibility.
I sleigh all day.
The powder is falling, and the mountains are calling.
Skate like no one is watching.
I'm great at après-ski. Skiing, not so much.
Winter activities are the best, to sleigh the least.
I definitely peaked today.
Black diamonds are a girl's best friend.
It's time to rise and glide.
Winter Instagram Captions Inspired By Movies
"I planned out our whole day. First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle." — Elf
"If you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen afterward." —Snow Day
"Do you want to build a snowman?" — Frozen
"Our tails are froze. And our nose are froze. And our ears are froze. And our toes are froze." — 101 Dalmatians
"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle." —Frozen
"I wanna wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow." — White Christmas
"Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one." — The Day After Tomorrow
"Don't eat yellow snow." — Happy Feet
"Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent." — Reality Bites
"The cold never bothered me anyway." — Frozen
Winter Instagram Captions Inspired By Songs
"Breathing in the snowflakes." — Ed Sheeran, "The A Team"
"What do I care how much it may storm? I've got my love to keep me warm." — Irving Berlin, "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm"
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful." — Sammy Cahn, "Let It Snow"
"I love the winter weather because the two of us can get together." — Peggy Lee, "Winter Weather"
"Walking in a winter wonderland." — Richard B. Smith, "Winter Wonderland"
"Baby, it's cold outside." — Frank Loesser, "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
"Come with me dance, my dear. Winter's so cold this year." — The Doors, "Wintertime Love"
"Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder." — Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Snow"
"It may be zero degrees with the snow falling down, but I've got warm and tender love just as long as he's around." — Love Unlimited, "It May Be Winter Outside"
"I still believe in summer days. The seasons always change, and life will find a way." — Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michaelson, "Winter Song"
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