Alex Rodriguez's hilariously ridiculous turn as a sportscaster

Alex Rodriguez dropped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Thursday, where he and Jimmy Fallon called a baseball game with a teleprompter operator who was a loose canon.

"I'm Alex Rodriguez and you can call me little cutie. Wait, juicy fruit booty," read Rodriguez as he introduced himself at the top of the segment.

Other hilarious statements Rodriguez made during the cold read included, "I used to strip down in front of my locker and lick myself. Clean my little kitty cat and meow, meow, bish," and "You know, baseball actually reminds me a lot of making love. It's slow, boring, and you always leave early to beat the traffic."

Highly doubt Rodriguez relates to that last statement in real life. Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that the former baseball star is engaged to superstar Jennifer Lopez. In fact, later in the show, Rodriguez told Fallon that wedding planning has been super easy for him so far.

"I would say it's stressful, but it's really not," Rodriguez explained. "You just let Jennifer plan everything and you just say, 'Alright.'" 

As for details about their wedding, the couple has not shared anything new since posting engagement party pictures on their Instagrams in September.

However, one thing we probably won't ever see on IG? A choreographed first dance.

"Anything to do with dance, I kind of just try to take a back seat she's a professional dancer," shared Rodriguez.