I Can't Stop Laughing At These People Who Absolutely Roasted And Destroyed Their Entire Lives Into Oblivion
Dave Stopera
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1.On the miracle of life:
Reddit post: "In a way, your body is just advertisement for your sperm/egg." Comment: "Fire my marketing department."
2.On makeup:
Social media exchange: A user asks if men prefer women to wear makeup. Another replies humorously, noting concern if his wife starts wearing glasses
3.On new relationships:
Screenshot of a post expressing admiration for the user's girlfriend and a humorous comment about relationship struggles
4.On what's inside:
Image of a hollow tree next to a sidewalk with a humorous text overlay comparing the tree to someone
5.On mistakes:
person who asks out another person and they say they never make mistakes and the person responds you swiped right on me so that is one
6.On hiding:
someone posits a million dollar game of hide and go seek and says where would you hide and someone says my bday party
7.On comas:
AskReddit post: "You slip into a coma today. You wake up in 10 years. What is the first thing you ask?" Top comment jokes about gaining friends
8.On smart people:
A movie still of a man in a suit gesturing, paired with a humorous internet comment questioning the knowledge of smart dialogue in films
9.On dads:
someone is taping their dads stuff to the ceiling and responds saying to everyone saying I should stick myself up there; it has to be something people would look for
10.On weird sightings:
Social media post asks about weird things seen by plumbers or electricians in homes. A top comment jokingly says, "My wife."
11.On anger:
person asks how would you piss up a room full of people and someone responds show up
12.On stupidity:
someone texts are you stupid cause there is always a u in stupid and they respond there's an i in stupid too oh wait no
13.On wardrobes:
someone says no one in the world has the exact same wardrobe as you and someone responds I'm gonna call that a real good thing for them
14.On the future:
Social media post with humorous exchange: Original post says the user's future self is talking negatively about them. Comment humorously replies with vengeful intent
15.On heights:
someone saying I could strangle you someone says you aren't tall enough and someone says you've sunk low enough for me to reach
16.On Antarctica:
someone says Antarctica probably has the highest average IQ and another responds I am going to go there and balance it out
17.On skunks:
someone posits if a person would live with skunks for 100,000 and a person responds sure if they don't mind my smell
18.On intimate moments:
someone asks if you had to describe your sex life with a song title what would it be and someone responds "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
19.On kindred spirits:
someone says if you are one in a million there are 7K people like you to which someone responds poor bastards
20.On cavemen:
someone asks without taking any objects with you how could you impress a caveman and someone responds with my weak-ass physical form
21.On conversation:
someone asks guys whats a good way for a girl to start a conversation with you and someone responds smile and ask to join me and then realize their mistake
22.On the beautiful things:
someone saying an iPhone is the ugliest thing they've seen and they look in the mirror every day
23.On handouts:
Text conversation: "If someone gave you $200 because 'you're ugly' would you take the money?" Response: "Absolutely. I'm ugly, not stupid."
24.On making money:
someone asks you get one dollar for every time you mildly inconvenience someone how do you start earning money and someone responds I start existing
25.On spotlights:
someone shows a picture of a trash can with a spotlight on it and someone says when the class settles down for me to present my project
26.On Cats:
someone says they like the new "Cats" movie because it was the only time their parents were disappointed in something other than them
27.On the different its:
Social media exchange highlighting confusion between "its" and "it's." A commenter ironically misuses "it's" while criticizing others
28.On amoebas:
person saying they had a brain eating amoeba once and the poor fella died hungry
29.On spirits:
someone asks what is your spirit plant and a person responds it is a rhododendron because they require very specific conditions and are unlikely to thrive
30.On crushes:
someone asks what screams I have a crush on you, and someone responds not my crush for sure
31.On phones:
someone says their phone is always on silent, and there is a response that reads, my phone is silent all the time
32.And on communicating with the past:
Reddit post asking, "What would you say to your 20 year old self?" with a humorous comment saying they wouldn't listen anyway
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