This Week Was A Lotttt, So Here Are 16 Funny Weekend Tweets To Help Boost Your Mood

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October 29, 2023 at 1:38 p.m.·2 min read

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on weekends. Here are some hilarious ones that recently came across my timeline.

Be sure to follow these people, too, for more laughs!

“what do you want to be for Halloween” in bed by 10
— trash jones (@jzux) October 28, 2023

Twitter: @jzux

me vibing at 4am then realising i gotta work tomorrow pic.twitter.com/8aDneTdtnv
— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) October 28, 2023

First We Feast / Twitter: @invis4yo

https://t.co/eOz0Jw9WnR pic.twitter.com/9ZzmnWVIh3
— Emma Higginbotham (@EmmaHiggbot) October 26, 2023

BBC News / Miramax / Twitter: @EmmaHiggbot

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re the telephone pole from Hereditary
— Foreskin Princess (@EmilioEmm) October 28, 2023

Twitter: @EmilioEmm

pic.twitter.com/cNcsaiJTHm
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 27, 2023

Twitter: @InternetH0F

he was kinda slutty pic.twitter.com/orMBgb8soB
— cybr amir 🦇 (@cybramir) October 27, 2023

Disney / Twitter: @cybramir

me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself pic.twitter.com/2BVFcqK6In
— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) October 27, 2023

Summit Entertainment / Twitter: @invis4yo

Me and who https://t.co/vt5c3Eua9i
— Matthew (@itsmattfred) October 27, 2023

Twitter: @itsmattfred

These the shoes you draw on stick figures https://t.co/YJFFwgfMAu
— Mo 🌹 (@flwrchldtweets) October 27, 2023

Twitter: @flwrchldtweets

lol not this nigga dressed as nick cannon gave me a baby pic.twitter.com/wCDWLvIu3l
— ☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆ (@incxgnegrx) October 29, 2023

Twitter: @incxgnegrx

pic.twitter.com/RD5B6qflxh
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) October 28, 2023

Twitter: @InternetH0F

i was humming “cellophane” & my coworker looked me dead in the eye and said “omg i love fucka twigs!”
— mother earth🧃 (@feminterrupted) October 27, 2023

Twitter: @feminterrupted

me after my second panera lemonade pic.twitter.com/uQvvJOdK8u
— The CryptKeifer (@DannyVegito) October 28, 2023

Marvel / Twitter: @DannyVegito

prepared for whatever 1989 tv brings pic.twitter.com/xyqR9Bj7qg
— emma ౨ৎ (@fearlesslyem) October 26, 2023

Twitter: @fearlesslyem

me before clicking “pay now” pic.twitter.com/IL2APmKExc
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) October 27, 2023

HBO / Twitter: @PopCulture2000s

people putting music over their instagram photos now pic.twitter.com/oti8xFeDSk
— Crawford M Horton (@broiledcrawfish) October 28, 2023

MTV / Twitter: @broiledcrawfish

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