Stiff Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into Fodder For Fashion Police
A stiff breeze gave Ivanka Trump’s unusual dress a sudden makeover during a visit to Colombia this week.
Trump, the daughter of and adviser to President Donald Trump, wore the $1,650 “Follow the Drums” dress, which was designed by Johanna Ortiz. According to W Magazine, Ortiz ― who is from Colombia ― is “known for gravity-defying designs.”
But you can’t defy nature, and a good breeze caused the dress to flare up around Trump as she met Colombia Vice President Marta Lucia Ramirez and the country’s defense minister, Guillermo Botero:
The unusual design ― and the flare-up caused by the breeze ― brought armchair fashion critics out in force:
When your stylist is also your gardener pic.twitter.com/MziWaWsHDP
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 3, 2019
Triffids couture Ivanka pic.twitter.com/K6uloRd4IB
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) September 4, 2019
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 4, 2019
Ivanka Trump Snared by Venus Fly Trap in Unfortunate Botanical Incident pic.twitter.com/r8km4BMZYR
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) September 4, 2019
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/lcOVNr2mPG
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) September 4, 2019
Oh damn, someone made her mad pic.twitter.com/of9iksIH0G
— Steve Williams (@swilliamstexas) September 4, 2019
Ivanka was supposed to take a hop across the pond but apparently didn’t make it all the way.
The woman is wearing lily pads. pic.twitter.com/srMs8qg1W6— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) September 4, 2019
What's the difference between honest and vicious?
HONEST: “Ivanka, you are not leaving this room in that dress.”
VICIOUS: “Girl, you look fabulous!” pic.twitter.com/q960cQL9z4— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 4, 2019
Scarlett Johansson: as a white woman, i should be able to play a tree
Ivanka, nodding pic.twitter.com/L3vVdtZsza— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) September 4, 2019
Ivanka opposes Brexit w Brussels fashion. pic.twitter.com/Lxc9W4zAiL
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) September 4, 2019
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) September 4, 2019
Why are Ivanka’s arms both wearing the cone of shame?? pic.twitter.com/SZlAICOO4o
— Nadine van der Velde (@nadinevdVelde) September 4, 2019
The propellers around the ends of her arms began to slow down and Ivanka glided down from the saucer. Softly, she landed on the surface of the planet. "So this is Earth," she thought.
"It will be mine," she said, her lizard tongue writhing against her cheeks. pic.twitter.com/WNNZxblwF7— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 3, 2019
A Quarter Quell! How exciting! May the odd be ever in your favour. pic.twitter.com/c0ShqFEgnj
— Heather Hughson (@HNHughson) September 4, 2019
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/cxT1xPMKR6
— Lavolo (@TheCatKnowsAll) September 3, 2019
— Virginia, Resistance Fighter 👊🏼Kamala/Warren2020 (@bTheResistance) September 4, 2019
When danger approaches, the Ivanka will expand her arm frills to appear larger to potential predators. pic.twitter.com/oead4LawwS
— Farron Cousins (@farronbalanced) September 4, 2019
— DianeEveryday (@2MyQuietPlace) September 3, 2019
Jane, his wife pic.twitter.com/VnDwLgr9Pu
— Tracy Armstrong (@tstrong44) September 4, 2019
Ivanka is the lily pad or the frog? https://t.co/dgJeq3h65f
— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) September 3, 2019
I’m sure someone’s already posted this but why not pic.twitter.com/iGgL0c99a9
— Farrah 🇨🇦 (@MeeFarrah) September 4, 2019
She is a Salvador Dali painting
— Reason (@nobs7401) September 3, 2019
Is Ivanka's dress: made from Kermit? Morphing into a pup tent? The result of climate change? Available with ranch dressing? An entire 1971 living room? Her tribute to dirty money? Five bridesmaids dresses? What happened when her Dad drained the swamp? A patio umbrella that died? pic.twitter.com/5mn1lSWswr
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) September 3, 2019
I wonder if those sleeves are like wings? pic.twitter.com/4RYZ9cqFvk
— Bjeebers (@BeverlyPotvin1) September 3, 2019
Proud of my daughter, @IvankaTrump,. Wonderful Myconid cosplay! pic.twitter.com/9bMr89hRbr
— Dungeons And Donalds (@DungeonsDonald) September 4, 2019
Ivanka was just cast as Poison Ivy in the next Batman? https://t.co/7BCGuimbhd
— SEVATIVIDAM (@sevatividam23) September 3, 2019
BREAKING: Disney announces it will produce a new remake of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS starring Ivanka Trump as Audrey the killer plant. pic.twitter.com/4PmZ7wgHJs
— Richard Feren (@RichardFeren) September 3, 2019
Been done better by better people than her. 😄 pic.twitter.com/DWH1KWMC5I
— FortGeek (@FortGeek) September 4, 2019
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