Kourtney Kardashian Tried to Shame Kim and Khloé for Eating Candy and It’s Actually So Funny

From Cosmopolitan

• Kim Kardashian West and Kourtney Kardashian are still fighting about their daughters’ Candy Land–themed birthday party in a teaser for tonight’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

• Kourtney drags Kim and Khloé (who didn’t do anything to deserve being part of this narrative!) for eating candy, calling it “the number one cause of aging.”

There have been many Kardashian scandals over the years, but the most recent one is Kourtney Kardashian not wanting to have candy at North and Penelope’s Candy Land–themed birthday party. Truly, I can’t make this up!

Obviously, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians cameramen were there to capture all the children’s birthday party planning drama, and in a teaser for tonight’s episode that Kris posted in her Insta Story, we see Kourtney trying to shame Kim and Khloé for eating candy.

Kourtney shows them the only hidden stash of candy in her house, and after offering some to her sisters, she says, “You guys fill yourselves up with the biggest number one cause of aging. Don’t you just feel it when you eat that, that it sucks the life and youthfulness out of your skin?”

Um, wow, but also lol, what?? I personally have never felt the life being sucked out of my skin when I eat candy, but maybe that’s because I’m too distracted by how delicious it is? I’ll have to do further research on this by eating a Reese’s tonight.

Kim wants real candy at the party, and she and Kourtney have been fighting about this for many KUWTK teasers, which have included Kim accusing Kourtney of trying to make the party about her personal brand and Kim secretly trashing Kourtney while they were both in the same room. Ah, good times!

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