Macaulay Culkin is getting back in the saddle — and he's collecting new audition horror stories as he reenters Hollywood. In a profile for Esquire's March issue, Culkin revealed he had auditioned for Quentin Tarantino's Oscar-nominated film "Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood." "It was a disaster," he recalled. "I wouldn't have hired me. I'm terrible at auditioning anyway, and this was my first audition in, like, eight years."