The Memorial Day Deal We Never Expected (But Welcome): Sex Toys Are 60% Off

Summer Cartwright

There’s no love greater than self-love, and that includes the down-and-dirty kind. Just ask Khloé Kardashian, who is now in the running for Sister of the Year, at least in our minds. She made every day Mother’s Day (if you catch the drift) by gifting her sister Kourtney with a best-selling vibrator that has, wait for it, a cruise control setting. Jesus, take the wheel. Now, we’re not going to question how this came to fruition, but somehow Memorial Day weekend became a hotbed for sex toy sales. And guess which item is on sale?

The Lelo Clit stimulator is $45 off right now thanks to the Ella Paradis Memorial Day deal, where everything from cock rings to rabbit vibrators are up to 60 percent off. Not to mention, each purchase comes with a surprise gift. It’s an unexpected, but certainly welcome, deal. What else are you supposed to do cooped up at home for months? You might as well add some new rechargeable roommates to the mix.

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Want to add a little something extra to the bedroom? The Tor 2 C-Ring pleasures each partner thanks to its six stimulating modes that provide both parties pleasure. Usually $194, this device is now nearly $70 off. Want another fun couple’s toy? The remote-controlled We-Vibe can turn sexy time into a team-building activity in the best way possible. The harder you (or your partner) squeeze, the more intense vibrations become. Now that is technology we can get behind. This smart sex toy is usually around $250, but this weekend it’s about $100 off.

And for those who like to stick to the dependable classics, the beloved rabbit vibrator is as available as ever — and more than half-off. Plus, the perfectly discreet bullet vibe (which looks so chic it might as well be a nightstand decoration) is now under $100.

Sex is all about feeling good, and this Memorial Day deal will certainly aid that. Below, shop the vibrators, c-rings, and stimulators on sale now.

Lelo Sona 2

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Shop now: $84 (Originally $129), ellaparadis.com

Better Love Rabbit Lily

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Shop now: $40 (Originally $86); ellaparadis.com

We-Vibe Chorus

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Shop now: $162 (Originally $249); ellaparadis.com

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

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Shop now: $52 (Originally $80); ellaparadis.com

Lelo ORA 3

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Shop now: $169 (Originally $259); ellaparadis.com

Lelo Smart Wand 2

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Shop now: $184 (Originally $284); ellaparadis.com

Lelo Tor 2

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Shop now: $126 (Originally $194); ellaparadis.com

Le Wand Bullet Mini Vibrator

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Shop now: $93 (Originally $144); ellaparadis.com