Oh Sh*t, ‘M3GAN 2.0’ Already Has a Chappell Roan Dance Number
If you've been holding your breath waiting for M3GAN 2.0, you're probably on life support by now. The release of our favorite film about the killer-robot-doll-bestie has been delayed multiple times. But it looks like we're finally closing in on the next adventure of America's favorite AI. The iconic and bionic M3GAN stole my heart. And now, it's official: M3GAN is definitely coming back for us June 27. At least in sequel form. James Wan's Atomic Monster and Jason Blum's Blumhouse production companies will be teaming up again to bring us a bigger and better M3GAN—if that's even possible.
In a newly dropped teaser for the film (streaming above), M3GAN is busting more fantastic moves to the soundtrack of Grammy Award–winning artist Chappell Roan's "Femininomenon." M3GAN shows off some of her classic dance routine—the aerial cartwheel, the arm twists, the body rolls. And she finally greets us for the first time in what feels like forever by asking, "Miss me?" And boy, I really did!
To add more besties to this reunion, stars Allison Williams and Violet McGraw will reprise their roles. We can't wait to catch up with the aunt-and-niece duo. According to plot details released by Universal, Cady has now become an angsty and rebellious teenager, while Gemma rages a war against the misuse of AI. And unbeknownst to them, the tech that Gemma created for M3GAN has been stolen to create an ultimate war machine. Looks like the film will once again tackle the alarmingly realistic concerns about the uncontrolled use of AI with sharp wit and antics.
Will Cady become a crime fighting duo with M3GAN? Will Aunt Gemma finally meet up with her Tinder matches? Will a new and improved M3GAN destroy her enemies with a dance battle?! Well, until the technology develops enough for me to get my own M3GAN, I'll just have to wait patiently for M3GAN 2.0. But there's nothing stopping me from wildly speculating on the doll's future until we get a sneak peek of what's next for M3g.
M3GAN v. ANNABELLE
M3GAN is a James Wan–produced horror creation. If his name sounds familiar to you, maybe that's because you've heard of Annabelle, the 2014 killer-haunted-doll film spin-off of the Conjuring series. It's very possible that the two could face off someday. (Hell, M3GAN's director even addressed the crossover idea.) Perhaps M3GAN makes friends with a girl who shares a house with Annabelle? Obviously, the battle between the two killer girl bosses would be nasty—and no-holds-barred. I'd love to see M3GAN use her motion-sensing system on Annabelle's ghostly ass. There would be no room for otherworldly jump scares with M3GAN's all-knowing AI! Annabelle's centuries-old, raggedy doll body doesn't stand a chance.
M3GAN v. Chucky
These two have already been feuding online. Have you seen those subtweets? Phew. The hostility between these two is ready to explode—and spill over into big-screen drama at any moment. Chucky is a beloved serial-killing children's toy, and it's obvious that he wants to protect his reputation as the baddest boy in town. But we've seen what M3GAN can do with just a scary tilt of her head. If we were Chucky, we'd be shaking in our boots. A confrontation between the two dolls would absolutely bring in legions of fans. (Think Godzilla vs. Kong.) Between the hilarious and witty insults M3GAN and Chucky would fling at each other—not to mention the vicious fighting techniques the two have shown in their respective movies—it would be an epic showdown.
M3GANs for Everyone!
It's always been the plan for M3GAN to become an irreplaceable children's toy in every family home. In M3GAN, the doll's manufacturer was gearing up to ship M3GANs out all over the country before shit went south. Ah, what a brief and beautiful dream. Hopefully, in the next installment, we'll be able to see even more M3GANs out and about in the wild. The same way Mattel has different types of Barbie dolls, I want to see cowgirl M3GAN. Goth M3GAN. K-pop stan M3GAN. Maybe even first female president M3GAN? Nothing's impossible for this femininomenon.
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