One of the reasons it’s so much fun to goof on Cam Newton is that he’s so freaking earnest in his goofiness. Whether he’s wearing a male romper or tricking out a 1970 Oldsmobile, Cam demands your attention so desperately that you’ve got to love the guy. That, clearly, is the genesis of teammate Ryan Kalil’s spoof video, in which Kalil and other Panthers re-create Newton’s absurdly over-the-top birthday card to himself:
Nice work, gentlemen. Now try to imitate Cam’s fashion sense:
Going to be some interesting discussion in the Panthers’ huddle this year.
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