To Florida teacher Jonathan Carroll, teaching has become a race to bear arms and earn high test scores. "I didn't sign up for this," he says.
"I took that bat and hit him upside the head like 'pi-yah!'" the great-grandmother said. "He said 'Ow!'"
The suspect asked for a pack of Newport cigarettes at a discount and grew angry when he was informed he had to pull full price.
Three naked women lead Florida troopers on a wild chase on Wednesday, that ultimately ended with them locking arms as they were promptly tasered.
Four men were on spring break in Florida when they thwarted a pair of armed robbers in a gas station by overpowering them and wrestling their gun away.
The man is hopeful that this incident doesn't shine a negative light on Planet Fitness, but rather, it will help educate others about Tourette's syndrome.