Megan Garcia, 32, recalled the moment she tackled her arachnophobia after realising 'a wolf spider' had taken her child for its own.
The hospital has apologised for the "communication" issue.
"It was so mortifying," she told Yahoo UK.
He wrote her a list of 25 "tips" to make her more attractive on dates.
Her daughter mistakes the Duchess for her mother on television.
It took her 27 years to confess her true identity.