This Yoox Sale Will Fulfill Your Every Designer-Owning Dream

SOS, Yoox.com is having a major sale on our favorite designer brands, and we can't help but fork over our bank accounts in their entirety. But can you really blame us? When Miu Miu, Alberta Ferretti, Yves Saint Laurent, and more are all on massive markdown (we're talking up to 85 percent off), what else are you supposed to do? Turn the other cheek? Exit out? No, this sale is just too good to ignore. (We might have a little shopping problem, though.)

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From an ugly-chic sweater that'll make your grandmother proud to a jaw dropping hell of a gown you'll find an occasion for, shop our picks from the Yoox.com sale going on now until April 2, below.