The 15 Funniest Baby Name Predictions for 2017
While everyone on Pinterest is freaking out about the new Pantone color of the year, people on Twitter have something else to chime in on: baby names. With #2017BabyNames trending, these are the most hilarious options people have come up with for next year's little ones.
1.
#2017BabyNames
"His name is Harry."
"What a great, normal name."
"Thanks. It's short for Harambe."
I swear, it'll happen.- 🎄Sarah🎄 (@ItsSarahJacklyn) December 8, 2016
2.
Person: "Congrats on the new baby girl! What's her name?"
Me: "Nasty Woman."
#2017BabyNames- Lauren Christine 🎄 (@thatLCgirl) December 8, 2016
3.
North, South, East, and West #2017BabyNames
- Morgan Negan (@MorganNegan) December 8, 2016
4.
Negan and give him a little baseball bat#2017BabyNames
- Jimmy (@RandomIgnorance) December 8, 2016
5.
Name must consist of no less than eight letters and at least one special character.#2017BabyNames
- Vixen's Evil Brother (@BigEnuff) December 8, 2016
6.
Forrest Trump #2017BabyNames
- richard (@TheCatch_) December 8, 2016
7.
My 7th grade science teacher wanted to name her baby Harry. Her last name is Laycock. Harry Laycock. #2017BabyNames
- Makeup 💋 (@wishing_black) December 8, 2016
8.
#2017BabyNames Theo pic.twitter.com/kjd0WkN7My
- Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) December 8, 2016
9.
#2017BabyNames will be gender neutral, 'cause how dare you of assuming my gender.
- Meredith Grey (@kiwifeliz) December 8, 2016
10.
"We just call them 'son' or 'daughter' until they can pick their own name. Isn't that right, Spider-Man 'The Rock' Slurpee?" #2017BabyNames
- Tim Owens (@thehobbymen) December 8, 2016
11.
Having a girl? name her Bre. Short for Brexit. #2017BabyNames
- yung italian (@yung_italia) December 8, 2016
12.
Considering how 2016 has treated us, I expect the children arriving next year to be named Famine, War, Pestilence, and Death. #2017BabyNames
- Kevin Wohler ♿️ (@kevinwohler) December 8, 2016
13.
Vegan. "Hi, I'm Vegan!" as the first thing you hear. #2017BabyNames pic.twitter.com/kE1Cc1uIZn
- Selena Quinzel (@SelenaQuinzel) December 8, 2016
14.
#2017BabyNames little Marco Rubio
- Balthazar River (@balthazar_river) December 8, 2016
15.
#2017BabyNames : Hope. Babies may be the only place we find it.
- Squirrel (@Squirrel3218) December 8, 2016
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