I'm Laughing My Toosh Off At These 15 Quick-Witted Jokes Women Cracked At The Men In Their Lives
Today I have for you some really great gems from Twitter (or X, I guess) — and they are all thanks to WOMEN. Enjoy this little highlight to your day!
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Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting
— mariana (@pastapilled) August 18, 2023
2.
me, working my 9-5, while he shows me the pokémon he named after me on his switch pic.twitter.com/1LmJi6Wqsr
— momo (@guacamomole) July 5, 2022
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I tested the strength of my husband by having him rearrange the living room furniture. I tested the strength of our marriage by having him move the furniture back to where it originally was.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 3, 2022
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god bless america bc you know this isn’t happening on a lawn in france https://t.co/tvAlcVXE6O
— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) September 14, 2023
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60% of married life is waiting for your seated spouse to stand up so you can remain seated and get whatever you need now delivered to you.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 23, 2021
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Therapist: have you found time for self care this week?Me: I ate the fries out of my husband’s order while driving home alone with dinner.Therapist: *nods approvingly*
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) September 18, 2022
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I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 1, 2020
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40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this:me: what?wife: i was talking to the dog
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 4, 2022
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When my husband makes me mad I’ll send him to the store for something that doesn’t exist.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 29, 2021
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*not letting my husband sleep until we finish this discussion* pic.twitter.com/UVSFKYM8Jy
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) July 19, 2021
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My husband asked me what I need at Target... Target will tell me what I need thanks
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 28, 2021
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bf took me to get undies n he wanted to embarrass me so he said real loud: “i can’t wait to rip these off with my teeth” n i replied with: “seriously u need to stop, ur my brother”i won
— Jamie B. (@BigBaDaBoom710) July 5, 2018
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I like to send love notes in my husband's lunch like SORRY THE BREAD IS STALE MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SEAL IT BACK WHEN YOU ARE DONE
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) September 13, 2022
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My husband: Do you really need another pair of black pants? My husband’s closet: pic.twitter.com/0XJpNNrL2s
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) October 21, 2021
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My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore
— Natasha Huckfield (@dramadelinquent) November 7, 2021
I don't know about you, but I was tickled by these tweets. Be sure to show your nod of appreciation by giving these hilarious people a follow!
