These 19 Signs Are So Gut-Bustingly Raunchy, You Won't Finish Without Giggling Like A School Girl

We are here, once again, to delight you with this week's most hysterical signs from Reddit. Last week's made me LOL, and nearly all of the signs from this week are somewhat raunchy. Get ready 'cause we are diving right in:

1.This sign that really wants you to do a double take:

Sign for "Pearls Candy and Nuts" reads: "Come in and grab Dad's nuts"
u/SpecificBother4228 / reddit.com

2.And this sign that really, REALLY wants you to do one:

Dairy Queen sign with a humorous message: "Scream until daddy stops the car." Above is "Grill & Chill"
u/ants-in-my-plants / reddit.com

3.This funny, but necessary reminder:

Sign on toilet tank reads: “It is not cool to find surprises like massive skidmarks when lifting the lid. Please use the brush provided to clean after yourself. Thank you”
u/PowerhungryUK / reddit.com

4.This sign that every parent will love:

Highway sign humorously reads: "No Valentine? Your seatbelt will hold you"
u/Damander / reddit.com

5.This sign that actually is very educational:

Plaque next to cannonballs explains that brass frames would contract in cold, causing cannonballs to spill, coining the phrase about freezing temperatures
u/howardkinsd / reddit.com

6.This sign that doesn't sugarcoat the truth:

Sign on a door reads: "Cleaning in Progress, Please Knock. I don't want to see your butts!" with a smiley face
u/Longjumping-Sweet280 / reddit.com

7.This sign that needs rewording:

Text on metal: "MAIN RESERVOIR COCKS TO BE BLOWN EVERY FOUR HOURS"
u/Parking_War_4100 / reddit.com

8.And this sign that also needs rewording:

Banner with text: "Serving you a mouth full of happiness one ball at a time!" Includes Lokmaa Australia's website and social media icons
u/ShutterBug1988 / reddit.com

9.This sign that isn't messing around:

Sign on a wooden fence: "Prayer is the best way to meet God. Trespassing is the fastest"
u/calltheavengers5 / reddit.com

10.This sign that I am still trying to make sense of:

Road sign humor: A red circled sign reads "Don't leave cooking unattended" in a snowy roadside setting, emphasizing unexpected advice
u/63belvedere / reddit.com

11.This accurate, but semi-profane sign:

Dog mannequin with a colorful serape and sombrero in a store display. A sign says, "Please don't sit on my 'ass.' Thank you"
u/MalDuzArt / reddit.com

12.This sign duo that couldn't be more inappropriate:

Street signs at intersection: Seaman Ave and Cumming St, next to a brick building and tree branches
u/Keenan_Concierge / reddit.com

13.This sign that could maybe have a better design:

Restaurant sign reading "El Tito Kitchen" with utensils logo, located in a parking lot setting with a sunset in the background
u/Racecarsoup / reddit.com

14.This sign that really did not hold back:

A sign showing correct and incorrect toilet use. On the left, a thumbs-up for sitting; on the right, a thumbs-down for squatting on the seat
u/Parking_War_4100 / reddit.com

15.This sign that made humor out of a sad situation:

Sign on a beach reads: "Don’t Drop Your Cigarette Butts on the Beach; The Fish Crawl out at Night to Smoke them and we are Trying to Get them to Quit"
u/redrumeight / reddit.com

16.This sign that utilized their brand name in an unexpected way:

Restaurant sign reads: "Give your Valentine some hot head"
u/HumorMeAvocado / reddit.com

17.This sign that is declaring a hard truth:

Sign with text: "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she doesn’t need them." Features cartoon of a person with a cane and sunglasses
u/21c4nn0ns / reddit.com

18.This sign that makes me scared of ants:

A sign humorously warns against food in the library, claiming ants will gain knowledge and take over the world, urging to keep food out
u/MrFishyFren / reddit.com

19.And, finally, this sign that just lays it all out there:

Cartoon bear with plungers warns: "Please no big shits. Clench yer cheeks and take yer seats!" Message from "Sludgy" noted as Dynasty Plumbassador
u/countrybuhbuh / reddit.com

Which one made you chuckle the most?! Let us know in the comments, and be sure to check back next week for another hilarious roundup!