31 best Christmas jokes to entertain the family this year
Looking for the best jokes to tell at Christmas? To help make your festive season merry and bright, we have researched the best Christmas jokes for the whole family to enjoy. From fun cracker jokes to hilarious festive puns, keep reading for all the jokes that will keep you laughing into the New Year.
Funny Christmas jokes for 2024
1. What do snowmen eat for Christmas? Ice cookies
2. What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house
4. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he's always stuffed
5. Which of Santa's friends is the most chilled? Jack Frost
6. What was Santa's favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree
7. What's as big as a Christmas tree but lighter than a feather? A shadow
8. How do you get Christmas trees ready for a night out? They get spruced up
9. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his 'bad elf'
10. Which one of Santa's elves has the best dance moves? Dancer
11. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper
12. Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf
13. Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots
14. How do Christmas trees get their emails? They log-on
15. Why doesn't Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care
16. What would you give your dog for Christmas? A mobile bone
17. What does one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up
18. Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler
19. What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren
20. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life
21. Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws
22. What did Santa say at the start of the race? Ready, set, ho, ho, ho!
23. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish
24. How do you know when Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents
25. How do sheep wish each other a Merry Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe
26. How do Christmas angels greet each other? Halo!
27. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
28. What's an elf's favourite music genre? Wrap
29. What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator
30. Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles
31. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he has visited? He keeps a log book
Christmas decorations
Want to spruce up the branches of your Christmas tree? As part of the new 2021 range, you'll find gorgeous mini mugs hanging from stain ribbon. Best of all, you can also get them personalised for a loved one, too.
Classic mugs
'Tis the season for a new Emma Bridgewater mug. This set of two comes presented in a gift box and is perfect for popping under the Christmas tree. We love the new peace and love design, featuring a green and red colour scheme.
Festive stockings
One tradition you're never too old for is putting out your Christmas stocking. This beautifully sewn patchwork stocking, featuring an embroidered letter patch, is perfect for holding lots of presents on the big day.
Festive plate
Perfect for serving up mince pies to guests over the holidays, this beautiful plate is made from English Earthenware and is safe to be used in the dishwasher.
Reusable advent calendar
Reusable advent calendars will delight kids and grown-ups for years to come. With a traditional feel, this gorgeous style from everyone's favourite brand can be filled with toys, chocolate coins and oranges. Perfect to hang up every December.
Gold Toast & Marmalade Friends & Family French Bowl
This gold and white bowl is great for sharing festive treats with family and friends.
Hawthorn Berries 1/2 Pint Jug
£19.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Hawthorn Berries & Robin Medium Oblong Plate
A perfect accompaniment for this Hawthorn Berries & Robin Medium Oblong Plate would be a yule log with its own little robin perched on the top.
Must-have cushion
The perfect addition to your bed or sofa, this embroidered Christmas cushion will set the scene just in time for the most wonderful time of the year. It features small sprigs of holly and the words 'Peace, Love and Joy'.
Christmas cushion
Inject a cosy element into your home this year with Emma Bridgewater's festive patchwork-style cushion. Perfect to spruce up your sofa over the holidays.
Festive stockings
One tradition you're never too old for is putting out your Christmas stocking. This beautifully sewn patchwork stocking, featuring festive illustrations of holly, is perfect for holding lots of presents on the big day.
Christmas Toast & Marmalade Thirsty Work 1/2 Pint Mug
£19.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Stars candle
On the hunt for a stocking filler gift idea? This star-shaped candle makes the perfect present.
Present sack
Looking for a Christmas present sack? Sometimes a stocking just isn't big enough for all those pressies, which is why this patchwork-style sack is perfect to snap up whilst you can.
Robins In The Snow 1/2 Pint Mug
Celebrate some of our favourite winter friends with this Robins In The Snow 1/2 Pint Mug.
Hawthorn Berries 10 1/2 Inch Plate
£19.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Reindeer pint mug
With golden stars and reindeer, the Christmas scene on this mug is as merry as can be.
Colourful plates
"Coloured fairy lights brighten up a room in the most joyous of ways, and you can now make an even bigger splash by adding some Fairy Lights Small Star Plates to your table," say the team at Emma Bridgewater.
Gingerbread house design
Nothing says Christmas quite like a gingerbread house. The new range from Emma Bridgewater includes these charming gingerbread mugs and bowls — a wonderful addition to any kitchen cupboard.
Festive mugs
Have a holly jolly Christmas with Emma Bridgewater's range of festive mugs, jugs and tea pots. Get the mince pies out the oven and pour yourself a hot cuppa...
Festive crockery
Have a holly jolly Christmas with Emma Bridgewater's range of festive mugs, jugs and tea pots. Get the mince pies out the oven and pour yourself a hot cuppa...
Winter Animals 8 1/2 Inch Plate
£17.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Christmas Joy Small Star Plate
This Christmas Joy Small Star Plate adds a quirky and festive twist to the table and dresser.
Mr and Mrs set of two mugs
Great to gift a couple, this gold-embossed set of two mugs is a classic style that can be used everyday.
Pretty plates
Whether you're searching for stocking fillers or want to refresh your kitchen cabinets ahead of the holidays, the brand new collection has something for everything. There are plates and bowls in a whole host of sizes, ideal for serving mince pies, Christmas cake and yule log.
Christmas plates
Get your home set for the festive season with these classic red and green Christmas plates. We'll take one of them all...
Colourful plates
Emma Bridgewater's fairy lights range first launched last year and is back for another season. Choose from bowls, plates, serving platters, and more in the colourful design.
Present sack
Looking for a Christmas present sack? Sometimes a stocking just isn't big enough for all those pressies, which is why this green and red festive sack is perfect to snap up whilst you can.
Beautiful plates
Serve up your Christmas pudding in style thanks to this personalised Christmas plate. Ideal if you're not sure what to buy a loved one.
Present sack
Looking for a Christmas present sack? Sometimes a stocking just isn't big enough for all those pressies, which is why this green and red festive sack is perfect to snap up whilst you can.
Mince pies plate
Mince pies are a staple during the holidays. Serve up a delicious stack at your next Christmas party on this charming plate. It's also available in a larger version for £25.
Christmas Joy Tiny Teacup Tree Decoration Boxed
This makes a fabulous stocking filler or neighbourly gift: a Christmas Joy Tiny Teacup in a box.
Gold-rimmed plate
Serve up your Christmas dinner in style with this elegant gold-rimmed plate. It's at the top of our wish list...
Mulled wine ready
There's nothing like a comforting cup of mulled wine to warm guests on a cold day. Serve up this cosy Christmas classic in EB's large enamel cooking pot, which is back for another year.
Robins In The Snow Medium Oblong Plate
£39.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Robins In The Snow 1/2 Pint Mug
£19.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Iconic designs
Fans of Emma Bridgewater's iconic designs will be pleased to see some festive classics back on the shelves. Serve up a stack of freshly baked mince pies on the 'Mince Pies' plate and pour over some brandy butter in the matching jug.
Scatter cushion
Inject a cosy element into your home this year with Emma Bridgewater's festive robin scatter cushion.
"If a hundred elves took to a needle and thread overnight, the result would surely be this Hawthorn Berries Embroidered Cushion," say the team at Emma Bridgewater.
Pear Tree 10 1/2 Inch Plate
You can mix and match with these festive plates for an elegant dinner party tableau.
Christmas decorations
Want to spruce up the branches of your Christmas tree? As part of the new 2022 range, you'll find gorgeous mini mugs hanging from stain ribbon. Best of all, you can also get them personalised for a loved one, too.
Personalised harp mug
Get personal this Christmas with Emma Bridgewater's exciting new harp mug range.
Mulled wine ready
There's nothing like a comforting cup of mulled wine to warm guests on a cold day. Serve up this cosy Christmas classic in EB's large enamel cooking pot.
Christmas plates
Get your home set for the festive season with these classic red and green Christmas plates. We'll take one of them all...
1/2 pint jug
Don't forget to put out the cream to go with those tasty mince pies — and this red and white jug is perfect for serving up a treat.
Winter Penguins 3D Advent Calendar
Watch out for getting splashed - the cheeky penguins on our Winter Penguins 3D Advent Calendar look as if they're about to jump out right at you!
Festive bedding
Decorating your bedroom for Christmas? From festive quilts to pretty scatter cushions, you'll find some charming choices in Emma Bridgewater's 2024 range.
Christmas decorations
Want to spruce up the branches of your Christmas tree? As part of the new 2023 range, you'll find gorgeous felt figurines hanging from string.
Christmas Joy Small Oval Platter
£39.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Cooking pot
Nothing says Merry Christmas like the smell of homemade mulled wine. Serve up everyone's favourite festive tipple in this marvellous cooking pot.
Winter flowers mugs
Winter flowers brighten up our gardens when all else has died back. Pick up one of these pretty mugs for yourself and grab another for a friend — they make lovely stocking fillers.
Seasonal classics
Tis the season to be jolly, so serve drinks in these charming Love and Peace mugs. Each design features a pair of love birds, sprigs of holly and small hearts.
Cooking pot
Nothing says Merry Christmas like the smell of homemade mulled wine. Serve up everyone's favourite festive tipple in this marvellous cooking pot.
Merry Christmas mug
The team at Emma Bridgewater say: "Who do you know that's deserving of a Personalised Christmas Puddings Mug for all their hard work in present-buying, card-writing, gift-wrapping and tree decorating?"
Brown Reindeer Decoration
These Emma Bridgewater decorations are inspired by patterns and collections seen across our pottery, bringing a touch of their brand to your tree.
Hohoho 8 1/2 Inch Plate
£17.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Christmas scene mug
With a charming festive scene, this mug in a classic Emma Bridgewater style ticks all the boxes.
Christmas Joy Small Star Plate
£17.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Fairy lights design
From plates to napkins, twinkling fairy lights are the inspiration for Emma Bridgewater's brand new 2023 design.
"Fashions in decorating may come and go but fairy lights go on forever. They just ARE Christmas; simple and perfect, pretty and kind of friendly. So, get out your fairy lights, drape them carefully all over the tree, plug them in and – hurrah," say the team at Emma Bridgewater.
Festive tableware
Bring some holiday cheer to your dining table with these beautiful handmade plates, serving bowls, gravy jugs and side plates. Choose from an array of classic Emma Bridgewater designs.
Festive tableware
Bring some holiday cheer to your dining table with these beautiful handmade plates, serving bowls, gravy jugs and side plates. Choose from an array of classic Emma Bridgewater designs.
Personalised Winter Star Small Mug
Get personal this Christmas with Emma Bridgewater's exciting new winter star mug range.
Star-shaped plate
This plate is great for serving up biscuits and Christmas cake during the festive season.
Silver fox mug
If the years have been kind to a suave gent in your life, make this his new favourite mug.
Pretty tableware
Whether you're searching for stocking fillers or want to refresh your kitchen cabinets ahead of the holidays, the brand new collection has something for everyone. There are plates and bowls in a whole host of sizes, ideal for serving mince pies, Christmas cake and yule log.
Winter Animals 8 1/2 Inch Plate
Perfect for serving up mince pies to guests over the holidays, this features the march the animals, as if on a mythical and magical journey following the bright star.
Gold Toast & Marmalade Friends & Family French Bowl
£24.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Mugs for gardeners
We're big fans of these lovely mugs, which are adorned with winter plants such as snowdrops and red holly.
Festive plate
Perfect for serving up mince pies to guests over the holidays, this beautiful plate is made from English Earthenware and is safe to be used in the dishwasher.
Holly small jug
The Little Holly mug is dainty and special — even more so when given as a gift this Christmas.
Gold Toast & Marmalade Redcurrent Jelly Medium Straight Jug
£49.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Christmas mugs
Have yourself a holly, jolly Christmas with these charming Emma Bridgewater mugs. Buy for yourself or gift to a loved one.
Stars candle
On the hunt for a stocking filler gift idea? This star-shaped candle makes the perfect present.
Gold Toast & Marmalade Smoked Salmon 8 1/2 Inch Plate
£22.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Personalised starry mug
Instead of having name tags on the dinner table, why not place a named Starry Skies Tiny Mug for each guest instead?
White Reindeer Decoration
£7.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Reindeer pint mug
With golden stars and reindeer, the Christmas scene on this mug is as merry as can be.
Mr and Mrs set of two mugs
Great to gift a couple, this gold-embossed set of two mugs is a classic style that can be used everyday.
Polar Bear Decoration
£7.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Black Toast Gin Glass
£39.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Gold-rimmed plate
Serve up your Christmas dinner in style with this elegant gold-rimmed plate. It's at the top of our wish list...
Black Toast Small Glass Candlestick
£44.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
Personalised harp mug
Get personal this Christmas with Emma Bridgewater's exciting new harp mug range.
Black Toast Glass Wine Carafe Boxed
£84.95 at emmabridgewater.co.uk
1/2 pint jug
Don't forget to put out the cream to go with those tasty mince pies — and this red and white jug is perfect for serving up a treat.
Christmas scene mug
With a charming festive scene, this mug in a classic Emma Bridgewater style ticks all the boxes.
Star-shaped plate
This plate is great for serving up biscuits and Christmas cake during the festive season.
Silver fox mug
If the years have been kind to a suave gent in your life, make this his new favourite mug.
Holly small jug
The Little Holly mug is dainty and special — even more so when given as a gift this Christmas.
Personalised starry mug
Instead of having name tags on the dinner table, why not place a named Starry Skies Tiny Mug for each guest instead?
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