22 Funny Pet Tweets To Start Your Day With Good Luck
I have to say, pets get a bad rep for being freeloaders, but when they start acting ridiculous, I realize having them around is the best medicine for this unpredictable world we live in.
So here are 22 hilarious pet tweets to show how they heal us one ridiculous act at a time:
1.
My dog that never cuddles me is sleeping on me right now. I’m not moving till tomorrow, even if my legs fall asleep
— Morgan (@Helloimmorgan) November 19, 2024
2.
My cat is 15 and needs a tablet crushed into her food for a hyperthyroid condition . When mixing it in I think of myself as an elite coach in the 1970s secretly doping my athlete in our steroidy quest for gold at any cost.
— Fesshole. (@fesshole) November 20, 2024
3.
my cat is sitting next to me ripping farts with no respect
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) November 20, 2024
4.
my cat and i talked it over and no we don’t think that i’m crazy.
— nay (dino) 🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) November 20, 2024
5.
Yes because driving my cat insane is my holiday goal. https://t.co/rw27QfQ2uU
— Helga Von Tippler (@DanaLeaB1) November 20, 2024
Twitter: @HeatherIsUnsane / Via x.com
6.
normalize giving pets your last name like theyre part of the family. like yeah here's my cat Yogurt Garcia. here's Noodle Johnson. amazing idea
— art devil (@Winterflan) November 18, 2024
7.
my dog weighs 6lbs soaking wet and he knows the exact spot on my hands to knock my phone right out of my hands and onto my face. this little bastard.
— Space Ghost (@spaceghost) November 21, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 21, 2024
Pinterest: Joseph Michel / Via pinterest.com
9.
My cat hid under the sofa pic.twitter.com/ZsR7VEjowN
— SAiM (@MrSaim77) November 20, 2024
10.
sorry i cant come in today theres a cat in my house. oh no it’s my cat. yeah he’s fine. but like he’s just there and i want to hang out with him
— morgue 🕸️ (@biopsybimbo) November 18, 2024
11.
Psychward gang pic.twitter.com/gIPOArtzDR
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) November 21, 2024
Instagram: @presidentadrian / Via instagram.com
12.
I just spent an hour playing video games and now my cat thinks i'm a part of the couch and is trying to groom me. I think this is what they mean by bonding experience?
— Eliza (@elizawakesup) November 20, 2024
13.
"Where's my money?" pic.twitter.com/QpCz6a6NgV
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) November 21, 2024
Pinterest: x / Via uk.pinterest.com
14.
My dog every time i try to leave the house: pic.twitter.com/if4TbQgALE
— Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) November 20, 2024
MSG / Via Twitter: @GinoHard_
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 21, 2024
Reddit: u/PittBullDad / Via reddit.com
16.
my cat at 6am: https://t.co/wWhAYPvkP0
— megs ツ (@megsxzum) November 20, 2024
17.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 21, 2024
Reddit: u/SluttySIut / Via reddit.com
18.
a guy sitting in his parked car with his door open said hi to my dog ONCE and now my dogs new hobby on walks is waiting for people to pull over and park so he can try to block their exit and force them to notice him. like an enthusiastic and terrible valet
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) November 20, 2024
19.
Betrayal pic.twitter.com/QVxWUvp6yS
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) November 20, 2024
Reddit: u/blonderengel / Via reddit.com
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 21, 2024
Reddit: r/ontheledgeandshit / Via reddit.com
21.
If someone is “trying to get things done” in a coffee shop, they need to rethink their life. My dog getting a pup cup is the least of their problems.
— SomeDude (@realStevenSones) November 19, 2024
22.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 21, 2024
Reddit: u/JacksonBillyMcBob / Via reddit.com
Do you have any unhinged pet stories? Let us know in the comments!
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