25 People Who Woke Up One Morning The Past Week And Promptly Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That Day

1.The person who's being toyed with by a hawk:

Damaged car roof with debris and scratches, seen from above. Inside, an empty snack wrapper is on the passenger seat. Brick wall in background
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2.The person who gave their shoes a delicious taste of Italy:

Spilled spaghetti on some shoes

3.The person whose airpod was frozen in time:

Top view of an extinguished candle with several wicks and melted wax forming interesting shapes
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4.The person whose microwave absolutely annihilated their fries:

Black fries

5.The person who was betrayed by the logo they loved the most:

A close-up of a jacket with a torn shoulder seam and a shirt underneath showing a visible wet stain
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6.The person whose shoe is now one with the angels:

A shoe stuck in a rafter

7.The person whose pot was absolutely annihilated:

Damaged stovetop with melted and burned area on the cooking surface; kitchen counter items visible in the background
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8.The person who finally found that pesky spoon:

"I found the lost spoon!"
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9.The person who might want to watch their sugar intake:

Food dish on a plate with a generous amount of powdered sugar covering portions of the food. Kitchen counter seen in the background
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10.The person who will never know what that code was:

A person holds a partially opened Amazon gift card, revealing a partially scratched code area on the back
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11.The person whose car got a fresh new coat:

Paint bucket spilled in the trunk of a car, white paint covering the mat and dripping onto the ground
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12.The person who got a fun salad surprise:

Leafy salad on a plate, with a large earthworm crawling along the greens
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13.The person who just figured out dish soap isn't for dishwashers:

Dishwasher overflowing with soap suds, partially open with clean plates, bowls, and utensils inside
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14.The person whose toilet brush passed away, sadly:

Person holding a stick over a toilet bowl with a brush inside, viewed from above
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15.The person who probably didn't expect this after shaving their legs:

Close-up of a person's skin showing small, red bumps
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16.The person who got a mouth full of raw bean burger:

Chocolate chip cookies on a stovetop in a frying pan and on a baking tray with a silicone mat
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17.The person whose oven shall oven no more:

A dishwasher with a shattered glass door, scattered shards on a wooden floor
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18.The person who invented a fun new flavor of popsicle:

A fly embedded in a translucent, dome-shaped object with a green base, possibly a toy or novelty item
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19.The person who will never trust their washer again:

Two notes on a wall: one accuses someone of putting feces in a communal washer, and the other says they will review footage to identify the person responsible
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20.The person whose fridge is ground zero for a whole slew of new species:

Open fridge with moldy food remnants, sauce bottles, and visible dirt on shelves and drawers
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21.The person whose toothbrush was banished to the Netherrealm:

A toothbrush in a drain
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22.The person whose $20 bill is laughing in their face:

A fake $20 bill
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23.The person whose headphones will be sparkling clean after today:

headphones in the washer
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24.The person who left a sweet little trail back to their car:

sugar trail in the parking lot
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25.And the person whose 2025 looks absolutely incredible:

Calendar app displays January 2025. Notable entries: Dance on January 12, 19, and 26; Vasec on January 14, 15, 21-25, 28-31

Jealous!!!

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