30 Funny Tweets From The Week To Keep You Laughing And Smiling Through Valentine’s Day
Phew, it's already been a month, y'all! From the Grammys, to the Super Bowl, to Beyoncé's forthcoming album, there has been no shortage of meme-able pop culture moments. So much has happened I didn't even realize we're basically in mid-Feb now...
bright outside at 5pm? we’re almost through the thick of it… pic.twitter.com/bHIu0YsqEE
— elvussy vol II🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@hausofvidaxx) February 11, 2024
BET / Via Twitter: @hausofvidaxx
That being said, hope you have a fabulous Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, or week ahead, and in the meantime, enjoy all the best tweets from the last week!
1.
What are my roommates doing bro I woke up in donkey kong country pic.twitter.com/pFxqFRQdYj
— buth’s hole (@warm__hole) February 5, 2024
2.
“that’s why they pay me the medium bucks” always kills in meetings. that’s free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you
— katie (@katefeetie) February 5, 2024
3.
Boneless medium rare chocolate chip cookies over ice cream🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 pic.twitter.com/LVkJu88X0q
— seleena (@seleena6166) February 5, 2024
4.
girl how is this at the top of your list https://t.co/mvEillQVBm
— Jensen McRae (@Jensen_McRae) February 5, 2024
5.
whatever gets her into that therapist’s office https://t.co/rfARxXbwhT
— redacted (@aquariusdays) February 6, 2024
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it’s my birthday pic.twitter.com/ilAPJptnf8
— milk (@milkinhisbag) February 6, 2024
7.
so close! it’s actually being kidnapped and human trafficked https://t.co/vzRyqTqnoT
— v 𖤓 (@vicradi) February 6, 2024
8.
got kind of choked up telling my boyfriend that i think knew each other in a past life because he is too familiar and our love is too real for this to be our first lifetime together and he goes yeah that makes sense.. Or like maybe we played on a basketball team together
— Grace (@gracecamille_) February 7, 2024
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this is crazy😭 pic.twitter.com/ipIQusZav7
— ʀʏᴀ (@Genesxi) February 6, 2024
10.
Our Polish repair guy sent this to my boyfriend and I just love it pic.twitter.com/vgloGOxn3T
— Mädi Kircher (@MadiOkay) February 7, 2024
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she was my lab partner in organic chemistry. and she carried us https://t.co/S8eEa503pD
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 8, 2024
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When I was in High school we had a sex ed class and the women spoke with a British accent the whole time(45min) and at the end she talked in her normal voice and said that’s how easily someone could lie to you about their sexual status so it’s better to be safe 😭
— Zari ♏️ (@Godlyenough) February 8, 2024
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took an edible and tried to paint sza’s sos cover ………………………………😭 pic.twitter.com/lEPsH5ie8X
— Raheem ♊︎ (@spixcedt) February 9, 2024
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still can’t believe this is how i found out my sugar daddy died… pic.twitter.com/mHSvu1kbMg
— ໊ (@buffys) February 9, 2024
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FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC pic.twitter.com/roJnMGsHqm
— Mel ✨💜♍️ (@AmorasQueen) February 11, 2024
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“so am i the shit or the fart?” pic.twitter.com/rnSbFkbF8r
— paris rae (@parisrae13) February 11, 2024
CBS / Via Twitter: @parisrae13
17.
BEHDJDJDJ GIRL TAKE THE FAWKING HELMET OFF THIS YO HOMELAND… https://t.co/wbIpN5en0N
— j a d a (@jadawadas) February 12, 2024
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @jadawadas
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The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr https://t.co/GempqyujQ3
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) February 12, 2024
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Me: I hate country music.Beyoncé: ACT II. MARCH 29Th 🐎Me: pic.twitter.com/r2VDUPIGW1
— Drebae (@Drebae_) February 12, 2024
Netflix / Via Twitter: @Drebae_
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https://t.co/vbyZHvUFdm pic.twitter.com/nrUfhWuR1R
— Myah Master🥀 (@ChaoticGoodest) February 11, 2024
Taco Bell / Via Twitter: @ChaoticGoodest
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me trying to get the bartender’s attention pic.twitter.com/mI1JzutJLQ
— kira (@kirapractor) February 8, 2024
NBC / Via Twitter: @kirapractor
22.
Gatekeeping Firehouse Subs is insane 😂 https://t.co/mnf1SlwhB0
— 🚫 (@DavidFnMorgan) February 10, 2024
23.
adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes
— ̊ (@doxie_gay) February 10, 2024
24.
Sometimes I get so bored at work that I just start working
— Big Fat Bitch DiStefano (@tsunami_mami420) February 7, 2024
25.
I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.
— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 6, 2024
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i lowkey ate with this pic.twitter.com/WYu2j3iMSi
— sky (@hannibalbareass) February 8, 2024
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when you've ignored your laundry for weeks: pic.twitter.com/Il2PA30TAW
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 7, 2024
28.
ion wear lingerie you better come lift up this tie-dye shirt i made when i was 10
— ꨄ (@zii2youu) February 7, 2024
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when a guy with an android texts me pic.twitter.com/7wP6V6isrj
— kyttes 🪁 (@kyttes) February 12, 2024
Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @kyttes
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Europeans witnessing the beauty of New Jersey on their way to the World Cup final https://t.co/NPoOeyfR8k pic.twitter.com/Qr3hfrlquX
— Sopranos World (@SopranosWorld) February 5, 2024
HBO / Via Twitter: @SopranosWorld
Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow for more laughs. And for more hilarious tweets, feel free to peruse our previous roundups:
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