31 Poor, Poor People Who Tried To Sell Something Online And Ended Up Talking To The Worst People Ever

I am a Facebook Marketplace FIEND. I check it every day, and there's nothing better than scoring some amazing deal on a gently used item.

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I have also sold through Facebook Marketplace...and let me be honest with y'all, my experiences have been the opposite. It's constant ghosting, low-balling and continuing to do so after being told a firm or "lowest" price, and what I am almost positive are lies about family members being sick or in need. Here's someone who was bothering me just this week by asking "are you sure" twice AFTER I had sold these shirts.

"I sold them both."
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People are just wildly entitled, and I wonder sometimes how they act in real stores — like, are they demanding a free laptop from the Apple store? Since their entitlement is just baffling to me, I've compiled a bunch of infuriating examples (from Marketplace and other online sale methods) that might just make your blood boil as much as mine. Here are 31 people who decided to act a fool online.

1.This person wanted a $35k piano — that was already discounted to $20k — for $5k, then resorted to insults when the seller refused.

"ur a selfish bitch"
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2.People will really lowball you (this was for a Champion Harry Styles hoodie worth $150), ask you to drive an hour away, then give you a whole backstory on why you owe them — a stranger — this.

"could we do $10?"
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3.In fact, people on Marketplace are always trying to sell you some backstory that makes you feel like a terrible person for not giving major discounts. Ninety percent of the time, I'm convinced they made it up.

"no i need $385 for my kids braces"
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4.Like, is this person even a single mom?

"Money is super tight for me"
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5.What does this person's uncle have to do with anything?

"No thanks. Good luck though."
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6.This person gave a one-star review despite not even buying the item because they were annoyed they didn't get a discount.

"but i sadnly cannot rate you more then 1 star reviews"
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7.This person reported a seller over not giving them the item for free, then started insulting their height. Very mature!!!

"Little boy o"
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8.This person was just being plain stubborn.

"You are a child"
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9.This person wanted the seller to save their car for them, without any kind of deposit or guarantee they'd actually buy it.

"No."
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10.This person made the seller go through this whole conversation before revealing they never intended to pay.

"Can I pay you in pleasure"
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11.This person offered to "take it off [the seller's] hands"...i.e., they wanted it for free. Let's call it what it is.

"Nah, I'm good bro."
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12.This person seemed to be trying some kind of online hypnosis to get these barstools for cheap.

"deep down u want to sell for 11 each"
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13.This person threatened to send a hitman after a seller for not giving a 90% discount.

"you wont sell it and im going to send a hitman on you"
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14.This seller was apparently "a nasty young lady" for not giving away mirrors for free.

"Make it one of your townhouses and a car."
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15.All this over $10 shelves.

"Im sorry that this is so upsetting"
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16.Leave this poor person's parents out of this.

"hope ur parents die in a car crash"
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17.Like, why even waste this person's time??? It's giving those job applications where they refuse to tell you what the pay is until you've gone through a ton of interviews.

"If you can get a better offer elsewhere, go for it"
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18.This creep tried to hit on the woman he was trying to stiff out of a longboard.

"Fine I'll give u 25 bucks and a lapdance!!!!"
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19.This person tried to get a bug collector to discount their price a ton, when they were literally asking for the collector to catch dangerous bugs including a black widow.

"get fucked"
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20.This person thought offering $80 for a TV listed at $1k was reasonable.

"I can give you everything I have and come pick it up in the next 1.5hrs"
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21.This person started getting weirdly petty.

"Wow are you trying to make me jealous of your iPhone 6?"
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22.This person accused the seller of "ruining" her husband's birthday.

"Way to ruin a good man's 50th birthday asshole"
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23.This person just sounded like a nightmare.

"Fine, jerk. Only pussies drive automatics anyway."
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24.What is even the point of insulting sellers? Do people think that'll make the person give the item to them?

"Motherfucker go to hell"
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25.Like...why go to this effort?

"No problem you ugly fuck"
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26.This person wanted the seller to go out and buy a different color new, then sell the boots to them at a discount...absolutely unhinged request.

"Do you think you could buy brand new ones in the opposite colors and sell them to me for the used price?"
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27.This person told this gecko seller to "learn manners," but tbh, I think it's the buyer who needs to learn to mind their Ps and Qs.

"Lol ok thanks"
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28.This one just made me chuckle.

"It's $2"
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29.This person wanted the seller to pay to get a small issue fixed, then asked them why they won't buy a new one — dude, why don't you buy a new one?

"Look do you want it or not"
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30.This person was trying to pull some wild mental gymnastics on this seller.

"If you ship something from a post office the seller pays for the item at the origin city, not the buyer."
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31.And finally, this exchange got so heated, I can't believe it's all over a TV.

"Stay mad, bro"
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