32 Extremely Awkward Things Basically Every Single Person On Earth Has Experienced Once In Their Life But Would Never Dare Talk About
Dave Stopera
·1 min read
1.The window dilemma:
Text from a social media post: "Being in the room while a window cleaner cleans the window is genuinely the most awkward experience in the world."
2.The totally rational thought:
Text: "Humorous personal thought about accidentally having a gun before airport security."
3.The embarrassing double-check:
Penguin from Madagascar looking cautious with text above: "Me looking back making sure no one saw me type 5+3 on the calculator."
4.The longest 30 seconds of your life:
Tweet by @invis4yo: "People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad."
5.The mumbles:
Spongebob heaving as his mouth is pushed open by Patrick with the caption "The Dentist: So how's life going"
6.The humiliation ritual:
Tweet joking about awkwardly ordering menu items with funny names at restaurants
7.Those chance encounters:
Split photo of a child with an awkward smile. Text above: "your dog: plays with a random dog you and the other dog’s owner:"
8.The acting performance of a lifetime:
Two people in a store aisle, one pretending to browse items, avoiding another person who's blocking the items they need
9.The eye contact struggle:
Woman contemplating with math formulas overlay; humorous take on awkward eye contact timing in hallways
10.The measured breathing:
Tweet humorously describes trying to breathe quietly while climbing a hill so others don't hear the struggle
11.The forgetfulness:
A series of progressively blurrier images of a bald man looking confused, with the caption: "When anyone tries to explain a card game for more than 0.4 seconds and my brain already begins to disassociate."
12.The awkward walk back:
comment about the awkwardness of walking back during bowling
13.The betrayal:
John Cena looks shocked with people in the background. Text: "When you check on a friend's page you haven't heard from in a while and it says 'Add Friend'."
14.The flailing:
tweet reading chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing
15.The longest wait:
Man in a plaid shirt stands awkwardly at a self-checkout; text above reads: "waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up self checkout again."
16.The gurgs:
comment about stomach gurgling in a quiet room
17.The authorization shrug:
waiting for a debit card expression that is Jim Halpert's signature look
18.The forgotten TV:
Tweet: A humorous post about feeling anxious leaving stores, jokingly wondering if a TV was accidentally stolen
19.Those painful two minutes:
comment asking if anything is worse than pretending to laugh for two minutes
Send this to a friend who's always making you watch incredibly long YouTube videos on their phone.
20.The panic:
comment about how you can't tell the difference when the eye doctor switches lensees during a test
21.The store nightmare:
person commenting that putting change in his wallet causes anxiety
22.Providing some comfort:
A man offers a tube of toothpaste as a humorous response to someone crying, with text above expressing confusion: "When someone starts crying but you don’t know what to do."
23.The letdown:
playing a card in Cards Against Humanity that no one else thinks is funny
24.The universe playing tricks on you:
Four-panel meme: Person squinting and tearing up while smoke from a campfire blows into their face. Caption reads: "Trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like:"
25.The point of no return:
Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda looks distressed with his head tilted back. Text reads: "When you lean back too far in your chair and hit the point of no return."
26.The regretful wave:
Mr Burns in a field
27.The sad realization:
Text post from "supermoclel" about the feeling when speaking or showing something but realizing no one cares; 808,156 notes shown
28.The push-pull conundrum:
Humorously comments on pushing a pull door, sarcastically thanking someone for obvious advice
29.The super casual conversation:
someone thinking their weird no matter whether they are talking or not
30.The constant repitition:
Quote from "Shower Thoughts": People tend to repeat the part you already heard when asked to repeat themselves
31.The line deception:
a line for your name and another one below it for your last name with Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man looking confused
32.And those perfect little conversations:
Lego figure with a smile and caption: "Me trying not to be awkward. Person: ‘nice weather.’ Me: ‘thanks.’"
