I Apologize To My Apartment Neighbors Because My Laughter Could Definitely Be Heard Through The Walls After Chuckling At These 32 Funny Posts From The Week
Alana Valko
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You ever have a moment where you completely, quite blissfully, forget the current timeline we're in?
Two images of a woman: one with arms raised joyfully, the other with head in hand, looking distressed, against a dramatic cloudy sky
No? Me neither. However, these 32 funny moments from the week gave me some release:
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Tweet by Kelly joking about a mishap in the TSA line, involving overconfidence and laptop placement
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Tweet jokes about $600 debit card theft at Barnes & Noble, calling it "academic thug behavior," with crying emoji
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Tweet laments a movie being unavailable on streaming, but rentable for $2.99
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A humorous review claims a medium was "assaulted" by the dark energy from a front desk staff member at a studio
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Hand holding a Zebra scanner device showing a Twitter post. Tweet text: "tweeting from my job's scanner rn" by angie
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Social media post: "My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer."
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Tweet about an article titled "Woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices."
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Open pizza box with a half-eaten pepperoni pizza and a dipping sauce cup. Tweet reads: "ate half. had an amazing nap. woke up ravenous."
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Tweet by Caroline Renard critiquing a comment about diversity in a halftime show, questioning the lack of White representation
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Screenshot of a Twitter post. Someone is selecting "Name is wrong" for reporting an issue about "Gulf of America" in a map app
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A humorous tweet about a mix-up between a protein shake and margaritas, with 6.9M views
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Social media post expressing frustration about laundry piling up quickly, accompanied by a weary face emoji; shows high engagement
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Tweet showing a map overlay comparing the USA and Australia, implying they fit together closely
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A tweet showing skepticism about a suspicious email claiming to be from the USPS
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Dua Lipa shares a Duolingo post announcing the death of Duo, the owl mascot, with a humorous tone about cooperating and respecting privacy
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Tweet screenshot of a mother joking about her child secretly planning a birthday party with neighborhood kids
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A tweet showing two images: one of a misty forest, and another of a woman with braided hair wearing a plaid jacket, viewed from behind
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Cat in a bathtub with a humorous caption: "ohhhhhhhh (I still don’t get it)."
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A meme featuring a man's face with lions and flying birds, captioned with humor about turning 45 and posting on Facebook
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Illustration of a woman crying and a detached man urinating into the ocean, with a sunset background and floating faces
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