Starbucks Baristas Are Sharing The Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And I'm Embarrassed To Say I've Done Some Of These

1.Starbucks employees hate when you make them ask this question over and over:

the question is hot or iced
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2.Starbucks employees hate when you think every single drink is for you:

meme saying the same thing as the headline
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3.Starbucks employees hate when you watch them like a zoo animal:

A black cat with wide eyes stares intensely at the camera. Text above reads, "Customers watching you make their drink."
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4.Starbucks employees hate when you wait in a drive-thru line like this while the parking lot is empty and STILL complain about how long it took:

long line of cars
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5.Starbucks employees hate when you don't step up right away:

meme of a seagull yelling who is up next
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6.Starbucks employees hate when you ask to scan your app wayyyyyy too late:

Two-panel meme featuring Gru from "Despicable Me." Top panel text: "Customer pays for their drink." Bottom panel text: "Can I scan my app?”
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7.Starbucks employees hate when your order literally does not make any sense:

scone order that says both warmed and not warmed
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8.Like, what's going on with this:

A hand holds a drink order receipt showing a complex custom drink order, including strawberry puree, various syrups, inclusions, and powders
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9.Starbucks hate when you order a monstrosity like this:

drink with 40 pumps of syrup
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10.Come on, now:

Vanilla milkshake in a clear plastic cup topped with a towering, extravagant amount of whipped cream on a dark counter surrounded by various drink-making equipment and ingredients
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11.Starbucks employees hate when you ask this exact question:

the question is is my drink annoying to make
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12.Starbucks employees hate when you vandalize their store so they have to clean it up:

Image of a bakery menu with items like Iced Lemon Loaf, Blueberry Muffin, Cheese Danish, and Chocolate Croissant. There's a "Trump Vance '24 Make America Great Again" sticker on the menu
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13.Starbucks employees hate when you act like it's their fault when you couldn't decide what you wanted:

meme about getting sad when someone yells at you that they ordered it iced

14.Starbucks employees hate when you order a TON of food items at once and expect things to go smoothly:

large order
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15.Starbucks employees hate when you act like you're the only black coffee drinker left in the world:

tweet about a pretentious man who drinks only black coffee

16.Starbucks employees hate when you still don't know how to say "acai":

A meme showing a person labeled "the word 'acai'" chasing another person labeled "customers" down a hallway
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17.Starbucks employees hate when you get a super-annoying-to-make TikTok drink:

meme of spiderman with a clown detector that says people who ask for a doppio to be filled with milk
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18.Starbucks employees hate when you think store hours don't apply to you:

google review of someone mad starbucks was closed at 8
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19.Starbucks employees especially hate when you pour your coffee into the trash can after not asking for room:

meme about someone pouring their coffee into the trash
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20.Starbucks employees hate when you act like one store fits all:

meme about someone saying the other store did it for me
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21.Starbucks employees hate when you scream your order at them:

tweet of a barista being cut off immediately after saying hi

22.Starbucks employees hate when you don't realize that two different items can take different amounts of time:

"I literally just handed you your coffee. Does it look like I have any fucking clue when your food is coming out?"
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23.Starbucks employees hate when you take the wrong drink:

meme of someone who ordered a hot drink holding a cold one and wondering if it is for them
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24.Starbucks employees absolutely hate it when literally anyone orders a frappe:

tweet reading if you come to starbucks and don't order a frappe you're my favorite type of customer

25.Starbucks employees hate when you just add cold foam to everything:

meme of a customer adding cold foam to everything
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26.Or, have no idea what you're ordering:

story of a woman who ordered cold brew and was mad it was cold
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27.Starbucks employees hate when you linger outside before opening:

meme of a person showing up too early to starbucks

28.Starbucks employees hate when you order extremely complicated drinks first thing in the morning:

tired marge simpson making a frappe at 530 am
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29.Starbucks employees hate when you completely ignore the 19 drinks they just had to make:

Several caramel-topped iced coffee drinks are placed on a counter with the text "ARE YOU WORKING ON MY DRINK YET?" above them

30.Starbucks employees hate when you launch into a completely one-sided order:

meme of a customer ignoring a barista again

31.Starbucks employees hate when you act like your drink is the most important drink in the world:

meme of a barista getting mad that a customer things their water is more important than all the other drinks
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32.Starbucks employees hate when you're running late and act like it's their fault:

meme about customers getting mad at starbucks making them late when it is their own fault
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ON THE OTHER HAND...

33.Starbucks employees love love LOVE when you order the very easy to make iced chai:

meme about loving making iced chais
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34.Starbucks employees love when you add a little humor to their day:

tweet about a woman who doesn't say iced but says on the rocks

35.Starbucks employees love when you give them a nice little note:

nice note from a child reading i don't like the drink you made i love it
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36.Starbucks employees love when you actually HAND them your money or card:

meme about placing change in a hand

37.Starbucks employees love when you realize how annoying big orders can be:

meme about saying sorry i have a big order but only ordering 3 things

38.Starbucks employees love when you don't ask for something to be warmed during a really busy time:

meme about loving a customer who doesn't order something warmed
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39.And, finally, Starbucks employees LOVE to see your dog:

meme about loving to see dogs

Let's see that puppy, folks.

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