There's Nothing I Need More Right Now Than A Good Laugh, So Here Are 45 Funny Tweets From The Week
Between the TikTok debacle, the inauguration this Monday, and all the crippling moments of anxiety and dread in between, it's been a week.
I think we all could use a laugh right now. Here are 45 funny people who kept me laughing through the pain this past week:
1.
Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult
— Nick Lehmann (@NickStopTalking) January 19, 2025
2.
No one out-pizzas the Hut pic.twitter.com/S5YyIpkYH7
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 20, 2025
@TheDailyShow / Pizza Hut / Via Twitter: @TheDailyShow
3.
Y’all empanadas be having mad air in em. Not enough emp but mad nada 😂😂😂
— -₲ (@__gman1) January 13, 2025
4.
“You can just download the app to pay for parking” what if I blow up every single car in this lot rn
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) January 12, 2025
5.
new york city is light years ahead of the rest of us in bagel technology pic.twitter.com/chJBMPfrAq
— bsky: north0fnorth.tgirl.gay (@north0fnorth) January 13, 2025
6.
me: hiitrader joe's frozen aisle: Lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter gnocchi
— casey anthony funko pop (@homeofsexuals) January 20, 2025
7.
When you see the server emerge from the kitchen with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two. pic.twitter.com/9bycyv2QpW
— Ryan, Perdido en TX (@RyanLostinTX) January 20, 2025
8.
no its fine i just didnt think itd be blue pic.twitter.com/upwevLcDtX
— cock hero (@scriggins_) January 13, 2025
9.
if i were a drug dealer i’d use these thingys pic.twitter.com/iCsFQ7SxDs
— jynx (@jynxbby) January 13, 2025
10.
I hate dating so much like what am I supposed to say to this pic.twitter.com/HyIaWS9zO1
— Ciggy Starbust (@Zer0DarkFlirty1) January 14, 2025
11.
5’4??? Man??? Catholic???? Intimacy without commitment??? Pick a fucking struggle https://t.co/mHGsJxI7rk
— mrs papaw (@mrsballs69) January 20, 2025
12.
Heard a man say “my best friend at the time” like ok diva
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) January 16, 2025
13.
I’ve never owned a kitten before this one and I always kind of assumed that baby animals were born with implicit understandings of things like Hot and What Water Is but he’s really proving me wrong at every turn
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) January 20, 2025
14.
My stupid fucking cat: Ohhh I’m gonna eat up all your butter now on the counter you left there by accident Ohhh yum yum yum all your butter
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) January 15, 2025
15.
You're telling me a penguin actually wrote all these classics??
— mariana (@pastapilled) January 13, 2025
16.
My mom casually dropping the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen in the family gc pic.twitter.com/TqJ6oA6BVe
— Miranda Nover (@miranda_nover) January 15, 2025
17.
hey which arrangement has more feng shui pic.twitter.com/PgTShQWNhc
— van haley (@vanhaley_yt) January 16, 2025
18.
Me: why should I use your dish soapDawn: look how good it cleans this duckMe: ok well how does it do on dishes?Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) January 20, 2025
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20.
Only had enough for the deposit pic.twitter.com/OLb1GUXnMr
— ov (@ortizvisualz) January 18, 2025
21.
https://t.co/UdVnbrqxOL pic.twitter.com/535tXwDxe2
— Nina Turner (@ninaturner) January 13, 2025
22.
and y'all want to invade Canada?! https://t.co/6Oimw13Gcv
— Rory Johnston (@Rory_Johnston) January 17, 2025
23.
There is a non-zero chance that we get to hear Donald Trump say "Xiaohongshu" in the next few months
— carlo🔻 (@carlo_5518) January 13, 2025
24.
yeesh pic.twitter.com/OOCFlPCAck
— Alex Press (@alexnpress) January 17, 2025
Columbia Pictures / Via Twitter: @alexnpress
25.
This month has felt like Scooby Doo 2 when all the monsters came to life https://t.co/x0pyb8KTDj
— tannertan36 (@tannertan36) January 17, 2025
@KaitMarieox / Via Twitter: @tannertan36
26.
Microdosing hell by living in America
— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) January 20, 2025
27.
i can't fucking take this shit anymore i'm enrolling in adult tap classes
— gal kilmer (@beepupkin) January 19, 2025
28.
Y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical… special… one of a kind https://t.co/bSyaEwf6Zd
— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) January 17, 2025
29.
one bite of this would put a victorian child on the left side of christ https://t.co/yBQRL54dtQ
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) January 19, 2025
30.
dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up
— jainormis (@jainormis2) January 14, 2025
31.
— xxl 𖤐 (@xxldubem) January 15, 2025
32.
excited to announce that my tummy hurt! pic.twitter.com/HvUs3U79PQ
— claire mccaskill chart updates (@plathiandc) January 15, 2025
33.
Got on the elevator with these ladies and said "can this thing take us to Friday and the 3 day weekend?" pic.twitter.com/KlNw6PmhiP
— jas 🪼 (@jastheterrible) January 16, 2025
Roy Rochlin/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @jastheterrible
34.
Thiss https://t.co/TuHXSl4JtI pic.twitter.com/7SZQHFw533
— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 20, 2025
Hulu / Via Twitter: @hashjenni
35.
i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then lay down
— ً (@niahdx) January 15, 2025
36.
got locked out again pic.twitter.com/crgpP9Xf8X
— emilio (@emilio__oilime) January 17, 2025
37.
I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 16, 2025
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39.
I want whatever the people who run at 6am have
— Raven (@CloudxRaven) January 17, 2025
40.
yall i left my fucking charger in there https://t.co/SaF7tdiydV
— spud webb 🍎 (@scheduledposts) January 17, 2025
41.
USE YOUR SQUATTER RIGHTS JOE https://t.co/nCSzHZu2jj
— ta’mia (@getwellsoonrry) January 20, 2025
@joebiden / @getwellsoonrry / Via Twitter: @getwellsoonrry
42.
so i’m paying $50 just to go? pic.twitter.com/BWuGZZzujR
— 𝒴 (@ysmammri) January 16, 2025
43.
saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary
— J R ❤️🔥 (@JR____1_) January 16, 2025
44.
Pandemic started half a decade ago pic.twitter.com/KbnF2X1G3I
— Meryl Streep Shady Facts (@mikesmicYT) January 17, 2025
Lifetime / Via Twitter: @mikesmicYT
45.
i’m at popeyes and I asked to add a order of fries at the window and the cashier said “you’re lucky i’m in a good mood” pic.twitter.com/JqpLuVRxiF
— 𝐣𝐚𝐲 (@sirfboardt) January 15, 2025
Bravo / Via Twitter: @sirfboardt
We'll catch you up on more funny moments next week. In the meantime, feel free to peruse our most recent roundups in case you missed them:
28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Let's Face It, We All Could Use A Laugh Right Now
