I'm Dying Of Laughter At These 57 Hysterical Things People Posted On Gay Twitter This Year
It's been a looooong year, and gay Twitter had a lot of great jokes to share, so here are some of the funniest posts from gay Twitter this year!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
1.
Did he… you know… get called pink pilates princess in his Spotify wrapped? pic.twitter.com/zZyXZOQYM8
— grant👨🏻🦱 (@urdadssidepiece) December 4, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @urdadssidepiece
2.
the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
— alvaro (@alvaro_coded) November 9, 2024
3.
Dating as a bi guy is so funny because the gentleman in me wants to show up at his door with roses on the first date but the regular guy in me knows that absolutely no guy cares to have roses brought to them lmao
— 〽️att (@WaiteMWT) December 13, 2024
4.
Nature is regressing 😍 pic.twitter.com/BzaQdWPihL
— zayzaysworld (@f4iryluvrr) October 16, 2024
5.
"top if it gets there" ummmmm, its going there babe
— glizzyana 🍉 (@baby_arabia) October 23, 2024
6.
messaged someone on grindr and didn’t hear back and then 10 mins later they’ve changed their name to ‘MASC ONLY’ pic.twitter.com/TwBAOVjaV1
— domlzz again (@domlzz) October 9, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @domlzz
7.
"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay??? i’m sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi
— @tkyle.com on Bluesky (@tkylemac) October 22, 2024
8.
"I bet it's big" it's not. so, what now? pic.twitter.com/RcRxSVN03N
— Khalid Shawarma 🪬 (@l0tswife) September 6, 2024
The Breakfast Club / Twitter: @l0tswife
9.
oh for sure pic.twitter.com/oIxmpO0vXz
— chris (@tophlo) September 9, 2024
10.
my little brother has his google docs up on his tv bc he’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just went “well im not writing gay fanfiction” in front of both our parents pic.twitter.com/MnVHVLt4ON
— t.j. (@bucksnaturals) July 19, 2024
Ralph Edwards Productions / Twitter: @bucksnaturals
11.
happy tdov pic.twitter.com/VkZ8LzxhXF
— funky little shack (@RatBoyeSlim) April 1, 2024
12.
being a gay only child is so funny bc it’s like “hey dad your bloodline is over, mwah” pic.twitter.com/AkoKvWe8ra
— leon (@skyferrori) March 9, 2024
13.
Wait yall douch before going to the clubs?!?? I thought we were just going out to have fun 🧍♂️
— betito 🦦 (@ghooostyy_) March 22, 2024
14.
opening grindr at disneyland paris to see if goofy’s handler wants that hyuck-hyuck 3000
— chip skylark (@scotty__13) March 30, 2024
15.
He hath risen, I guess pic.twitter.com/KNNubbLnzV
— Michael Baggs (@MichaelBaggs) March 31, 2024
16.
sometimes you go on a gay date and realize you’re just sisters
— ummm (@notjimme) May 29, 2024
17.
Gay guys would fold for a man that looks like this: 🥸
— "Alex" (@alexinquotes) May 16, 2024
18.
— air-filled (concept) (@doritoshape) April 21, 2024
19.
When someone on Grindr asks what brings me on. pic.twitter.com/Md9RPIWuzm
— Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... (@popphits) April 27, 2024
20.
Against my better judgment I subscribed to someone’s OF for $15.99. After scrolling through 16 of the 62 media files, I am happy to report that I disputed the charge as fraud.
— P (@p_blade_2) May 2, 2024
21.
Cute guy on Grindr gave me his snap and talked to me for hours last night before blocking me on everything this morning pic.twitter.com/St80thOSj8
— Swolecialist (@BlackLanterrn) September 7, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @BlackLanterrn
22.
how your mother looks at you when you’re 27 gay unemployed and living in her basement pic.twitter.com/TvOFNzqF0R
— johnny🪿 (@kudosdunce) May 2, 2024
Hanna-Barbera / Twitter: @kudosdunce
23.
Me when I first discovered gay porn 💀 https://t.co/Rph2GGURks
— the mav (@jumansantana) December 14, 2024
Adult Swim / Twitter: @jumansantana
24.
i hate gay people Why did the dj just remix the dune theme into the challengers soundtrack into rush by troye sivan
— lia 🚀 (@beeefyfridgers) June 15, 2024
25.
me after bottoming for a hour: https://t.co/BH9w2aWHSb
— joshua. (@livingthroughJ) October 15, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @livingthroughJ
26.
https://t.co/vFjFbPfM0d pic.twitter.com/9i4jTO8Mfz
— Mustached Brat 🟩 (@fullmetalhimbo) May 23, 2024
27.
gay fire trucks: pic.twitter.com/VFe3xZMm7X
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) February 26, 2024
Logo / Twitter: @bklynb4by
28.
— Jack (@psorcastic_jack) June 12, 2024
29.
Leaving the barbershop, this old man go say Hey, I like your shoes. My son would like those. He gay too. pic.twitter.com/RXF49mVDdi
— omega level grip (@RRDVTT) June 14, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @RRDVTT
30.
grindr deleted , hoes cut off, dms are cleansed. down horrendous for this man. pic.twitter.com/KnHTDyl6nc
— ໊ (@kaizzyx) March 14, 2024
Instagram / Vanessa Hudgens / Twitter: @kaizzyx
31.
no grindr, no tinder, no hinge, no bumble, no situationships, no crushes. just fresh air and vibes. pic.twitter.com/ZCJjwN3d6R
— andrea (@ethelorde) May 6, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @ethelorde
32.
Just watched someone ask a throuple “which one is the boyfriend and which one is the ‘fresh’ one?” IEKSKWKSKWOW HAHAHAHAHA
— col (@wokecol) June 7, 2024
33.
when i told my dad i was gay he told me he almost was too pic.twitter.com/POOfrO8FPO
— MAL! (@hiddenfileofmal) June 14, 2024
The Breakfast Club / Twitter: @hiddenfileofmal
34.
whatever dude. i dont even care anymore pic.twitter.com/BcrmJDI0Q5
— luka ✰ 🔜 AC (@sighthound) June 8, 2024
35.
You can’t host or drive … I don’t know what to tell you. pic.twitter.com/Oi2hSkawGZ
— ‘Trell (@_PriinceTrell) June 27, 2024
VH1 / Twitter: @_PriinceTrell
36.
Everybody talks about being visibly queer but there’s not enough discussion about being audibly queer
— Gay Gay Hunsecker (@stockpiledclay) June 24, 2024
37.
pearl pic.twitter.com/wCa0TsOGMP
— s (@propaganda91) June 19, 2024
38.
Me n my man but I’m drunk he’s high pic.twitter.com/f6gvBOe0LR
— jo’s evil twin (@hellaundercover) June 23, 2024
TBS / Twitter: @hellaundercover
39.
— inho 🥇 (@itto_inho) May 5, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @itto_inho
40.
i miss him (he was one of the shittiest people i’ve ever met)
— ronald (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡✧*。 (@seismically) February 9, 2024
41.
danced and flirted with a SHIRTLESS man in a gay bar for like 30 mins last night only for him to say he’s actually straight when i asked for his number pic.twitter.com/bjPcEKWKdQ
— chase. (@cfree94) April 7, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @cfree94
42.
the gays definitely had other priorities in 1945 https://t.co/ES5zrGRbKA
— samuele (@180_brat) April 14, 2024
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Twitter: @180_brat
43.
Remember when anon clocked my tea.. pic.twitter.com/jlR2nAjTP8
— xtian (@AOWTOUDOUZAT) June 22, 2024
44.
Charli and Lorde in the studio pic.twitter.com/iohdarYmBu
— eric⌕ (@ericvar96) June 20, 2024
20th Century Fox / Twitter: @ericvar96
45.
Whenever a couple message you on Grindr it’s like “to whom am I speaking?” pic.twitter.com/1tZbwOfrSi
— Daniel (@VertigoShtick) January 8, 2024
TVLand / Twitter: @VertigoShtick
46.
“You masc” Yeah girl
— biggie shorty (@justbrestill) March 23, 2024
47.
My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
— diet drake (@kadeemsonline) March 22, 2024
48.
gay men are addicted to tweeting their most embarrassing scenarios. what do you mean you ran into your ex in the dark room getting topped by rupaul? what am i supposed to do about that?
— Alex (@alexxmalloy) January 15, 2024
49.
gay couple at the train station just looked me up and down twice pic.twitter.com/MPo6sIE7TM
— yusuke (@juanvenchy) March 23, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @juanvenchy
50.
“Are you gay?”Me in middle school: pic.twitter.com/MizcgxavI1
— Brian Scally (@Brian_Scally) February 9, 2024
Peacock / Twitter: @Brian_Scally
51.
— Wes༄࿔ (@venusflowermp3) March 5, 2024
52.
beyoncé when she’s in love: pic.twitter.com/qmc7jIFHXC
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) January 21, 2024
Maddy Morphosis / youtube.com / Twitter: @willfulchaos
53.
A married man just complained to me about how hard dating is for him these days pic.twitter.com/7Hrn6lu68k
— Nader (@NKinRealLife) February 13, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @NKinRealLife
54.
Showing your barber a reference pic is so humiliating… “hey bro can you make me hot like him 🤭” like ok gay boy
— alxndr (@alexaldente) January 19, 2024
55.
I love when gay guys post their pride schedule like “comment if we have any classes together ❤️❤️”
— alxndr (@alexaldente) June 27, 2024
56.
I was telling my coworkers I’m going to Puerto Vallarta next week and one of them says “just a warning, a lot of LGBT+ go there”…… girl I AM the LGBT+! pic.twitter.com/9KQ9GsGMyp
— Donovan (@d0n0vaaaan) January 5, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @d0n0vaaaan
57.
‘lgbt’ stands for ‘let’s go buy tickets’ because gay people are always at a fucking concert
— julia 🧡🤍🩷 (@helloIettuce) June 9, 2024
