60 People Who Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Last Month
1.The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
2.The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:
3.The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:
4.The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:
5.The person whose tattoo kinda, sorta missed the mark:
6.The person who will not be opening that door anytime soon:
7.The person who, thankfully, found their lost AirPod:
8.The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:
9.The person with the best seat in the house:
10.The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
11.The person who might wanna throw their phone in some rice:
12.The person who took a little souvenir home with them from the gas station:
13.The person whose custom pens came out way too literal:
14.The person whom Mother Nature has cursed:
15.The person who was kind enough to share their coffee with the floor:
16.The person who will be crowned king should they remove the jar from the sink:
17.The person who ain't going nowhere anytime soon:
18.The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:
19.The person whose toaster shall toast no more:
20.The person who pulled their dang oven apart:
21.The person who got a little extra flavor in their morning cup of tea:
22.The person who just used a water fountain from the Middle Ages:
23.The person who is stuck in highway purgatory:
24.The person who will never trust a robot again:
25.The person who ate peanut butter straight out of Horemheb's tomb:
26.The person who will never, ever trust an apple again:
27.The person whose smoke alarm became the one thing it swore not to become:
28.The person whose car got absolutely demolished by an innocent rock:
29.The person who got a little extra protein with their salad:
30.The person whose pizza is ashamed and hiding in the corner:
31.The person whose avocados have seen things...terrible things:
32.The person who is about to lose and lose hard:
33.The person with the mintiest bug around:
34.The person whose pan got a little extra seasoning:
35.The person who had this bountiful harvest:
36.The person who might want to watch their sodium:
37.The person who will never tamper with dark-sided stuff again:
38.The person who is fighting and losing against the sun:
39.The person who got their chips...but at what cost?
40.The person who will now be enjoying a cup of marshmallows:
41.The person who gave the neighbors a free concert:
42.The person who likes their coffee extra vegetable-y:
43.The person who was betrayed by the porch they love the most:
44.The person who shared the wonders of technology with some ants:
45.The person who got a little something extra with their heater:
46.The person whose day is on a level we could never understand:
47.The person who will be forever trapped in that elevator:
48.The person who likes their coffee extra gritty:
49.The person who's about to try a fun new kind of wasp-flavored boba tea:
50.The person who's going to be dodging jellyfish all afternoon:
51.The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you'll ever see:
52.The person who got a special surprise in their pizza:
53.The person whose day did not go eggsactly as planned:
54.The person who just made an enemy for life in the form of a seagull:
55.The person who owes their firstborn to the library:
56.The person whose ham looks as if it came straight from the devil's behind:
57.The person whose mint plants just got a special fertilizer:
58.The person whose dogs, I'm sure, have been barkin' all night:
59.The person whose car now belongs to the wasps:
60.And Randall: