70 Cute and Funny Messages to Write In a Valentine’s Day Card

Between texts, DMs, voice notes, and Snaps, there’s literally no shortage of ways to convey how you feel about your boo. And as much as a cute text can make your day, nothing beats a good old fashioned handwritten card, especially when it comes to Valentine’s Day.

Listen, I don’t make the rules. Maybe it’s that love notes have likely been around for most of human history, or maybe it’s that, if you’re like me, you have the best mems of sending and receiving tiny Valentine’s Day cards and candy as a kid in school. Or maybe it’s the fact that in our fast-paced, screen-time-overload world, stopping to buy, write, and deliver a card is the ultimate act of thoughtfulness.

I get it, though. Not everyone considers themselves to have a ~way with words~ or even considers themselves a romantic. So what do you say when there’s so much pressure? Don't worry, we’ve got you covered when it comes to winning Valentine’s Day prose, from short and sweet sayings to funny and heartfelt quips. And no, using our ideas isn't cheating. Use the below Valentine's Day messages as jumping off points, then personalize your note to your partner, bestie, situationship, or whoever you’re sending some love to this February 14. Or you know, forgo the whole thought starter thing and just use the whole message as your own. Promise we won't tell 😉.

Whether you’re still in the honeymoon phase or are in double digits with how many Valentine's Days you've spent together, keep scrolling for the best ideas on what to write in a Valentine's Day card.

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

1. Happy Valentine’s Day to my dog’s favorite person.

2. So glad I put you on my vision board cause look at us now!

3. I love you for your personality, but you being hot is a nice bonus.

4. I’d give you the last fry off my plate. If that’s not love, idk what is.

5. The group chat agrees, you’re my best Valentine ever.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, my year totally sucked until I met you!

7. You give me butterflies, so I’m giving you this card. Happy Valentine’s Day!

8. We were written in the stars...er, my Co-Star app. Either way, we’re meant to be.

9. Remember when I made you watch Love Island? I was preparing for this moment. Happy Valentine’s Day! You give me fanny flutters.

10. I love you more than I love my phone.

11. You're my favorite person to buy cheesy greeting cards for.

12. You set my heart (and the rest of me) on fire.

13. You’re the one I want to call after two (okay, three) martinis. That’s true love.

14. How lucky are you to have me?!

15. You’re my favorite thing I’ve found on the Internet.

16. In case it wasn’t clear, this is me asking you to be my Valentine…

17. I’m, like, obsessed with you! (In a totally non-creepy way.)

18. Turns out you’re way more than just extremely hot!

19. I’d waste my favorite lip gloss on you anytime.

20. You’re the Valentine of my (NSFW) dreams.

21. There’s no one I’d rather argue with about who forgot to turn off the light.

22. Love is eternal, just like the fact you won’t pick up your socks.

23. Roses are red, violets are blue, all of *this* is just for you.

24. You make every day feel like an early 2000s rom-com. And that’s a VERY high compliment.

25. Roses are red, violets are blue, I normally hate this kind of stuff but I’d do anything for you.

Sweet (and Kinda Cheesy) Valentine's Day Messages

1. You had me at ‘hello,’ and I can’t wait to keep saying hello to all our adventures together.

2. I know it hasn’t been that long, but I legit can’t imagine my life without you in it.

3. You’re my favorite person, today and every day. Happy Valentine’s Day!

4. You make me feel like the heart eyes emoji.
   

5. Thanks for making the last [insert number] months so special. I can’t wait to see what's in store for us!

6. You make every day feel like Valentine’s Day!

7. You’re the avocado to my toast.

8. My life is just so much better with you in it! How do you do that?

9. No one gets me like you do, and that feels like home.

10. I love what we’re building together. I can’t wait to see where we are by next Valentine’s Day.

11. Happy Valentine’s Day to my last first kiss, and last Valentine.

12. They say when you know, you know. And I know – you’re it.

13. My heart is yours, today and every day.

14. I never thought I’d have a love like this. Thanks for proving me wrong.

15. Be my Valentine for ever and ever? And seal it with a kiss?

16. It’s totally cliche, but true – I fall more in love with you every day. Happy Valentine’s Day!

17. Now I know what everyone’s been singing/writing/making movies about.

18. I could say a million things but really, I love just us. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Galentine's Day Messages

1. You’re the real love of my life. Happy Galentine’s Day!

2. On Galentine’s Day, we wear pink.

3. Thanks for analyzing every situation a million times from every angle, today and every day.

4. Your voice notes are my favorite podcast.

5. My funny and gorgeous and smart and cool and hilarious Galentine.

6. You’re, like, really pretty.

7. You’re the Mary-Kate to my Ashley. The Rachel to my Monica. The Tia to my Tamera. The Romy to my Michelle. The Cher to my Dion. You get the picture.

8. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re like my sister and I’d do anything for you!

9. Let’s definitely order a heart-shaped pizza and drink wine today.

10. Carrie Bradshaw said it best: "Nothing lasts forever—dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style." I second that. Happy Galentine's Day.

11. I'm not me without you. I'll tell my S.O. to send you a thank you card.

Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

1. "Maybe we can be each other's soulmates. And then we could just let men be these great, nice guys to have fun with." —Charlotte, Sex and the City

2. “We were together. I forget the rest.” –Walt Whitman

3. “Who, being loved, is poor?” –Oscar Wilde

4. “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” –When Harry Met Sally

5. "Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope." –Maya Angelou

6. “If you were a melody...I used only the good notes.” –The Holiday

7. “If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.” —Princess Diana

8. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” —Hermann Hesse

9. “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” –Dr. Seuss

10. “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.” –My Sister’s Keeper

11. “Love takes off the masks we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.” –James Baldwin

12. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and those only go on my feet.” —Clueless

13. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." –Charles M. Schulz

14. “All’s well that ends well to end up with you.” –Taylor Swift

15. “Like a river flows, surely to the sea, darling, so it goes, some things, you know, are meant to be.” –Elvis Presley

16. "I feel like this is the beginning, though I've loved you for a million years.” —Stevie Wonder

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