75 People Who Woke Up One Morning Last Month And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives
1.The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
2.The person whose eyes will never have an earache again:
3.The person whose car is eatin' good tonight:
4.The person who just invented perhaps the most effective alarm clock ever:
5.The person whose pot was absolutely annihilated:
6.The person whose "discreet packaging" wasn't so discreet:
7.The person who airmailed their neighbors a very special gift:
8.The person whose soup got banished to the Underworld:
9.The person who will never feel whole again:
10.The person who found a little friend in their chocolate:
11.The person whose relaxing bath just took a troubling turn:
12.The person who got this for a tip:
13.The person who will probably spend about four hours of this flight standing up to go to the bathroom:
14.The person who accidentally sent THIS to their work group chat:
15.The person who did the impossible while backing up:
16.The person who must pull out the potato masher like they are King Arthur himself:
17.The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
18.The person who is living in sock purgatory:
19.The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:
20.The person who got EXACTLY what they ordered:
21.The Picasso of the washing machine:
22.The person who might a tiny, tiny mess:
23.The person who just ruined somebody's birthday:
24.The person who gave their car a nice, tangerine-y sheen:
25.The person whose bagel would have that lovable ogre Shrek in tears:
You really hate to see it.
26.The person who's about to have to time of their life with their drill:
27.The person whose food just won a game of hide and go seek:
28.The person who is keeping score for the ghosts today:
29.The person who just received a beautiful new drain scented candle:
30.The person who ate peanut butter straight out of Horemheb's tomb:
31.The person who almost took a bite from Hell:
32.The person who's being toyed with by a hawk:
33.The person who might want to watch their sugar intake:
34.The person whose cake was beautifully designed:
35.The person who let their kabobs slow cook on the grill for a couple months:
36.The person who was kind enough to provide some housing to a roach:
37.The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:
38.The person who is facing the egg dilemma to end all egg dilemmas:
39.The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:
40.The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
41.The person who will never sleep soundly again:
42.The person who gave their shoes a delicious taste of Italy:
43.The person whose airpod was frozen in time:
44.The person whose microwave absolutely annihilated their fries:
45.The person whose shoe is now one with the angels:
46.The person who finally found that pesky spoon:
47.The person whose car got a fresh new coat:
48.The person who got a fun salad surprise:
49.The person who just figured out dish soap isn't for dishwashers:
50.The person who got a mouth full of raw bean burger:
51.The person whose oven shall oven no more:
52.The person who invented a fun new flavor of popsicle:
53.The person whose toothbrush was banished to the Netherrealm:
54.The person whose $20 bill is laughing in their face:
55.The person whose headphones will be sparkling clean after today:
56.The person who left a sweet little trail back to their car:
57.And the person whose 2025 looks absolutely incredible:
Jealous!!!
58.The person who might want to consider moving to a warmer climate:
59.The person whose toothbrush just got very crunchy texture:
60.The person who will have to wait 'til spring to get inside:
61.The person who is experiencing toilet paper purgatory:
62.The person who lived everyone's worst nightmare:
63.The person whose cup shall measureth no more:
64.The person who will know nothing but sadness upon opening that door:
65.The person whose car is safe and comfy in a carport blanket:
66.The person with the saddest sandwich I've ever seen:
67.The person whose bathroom turned into Mount Toilet-toa:
68.Ol' Lefty:
69.The person who learned just how much litter a garbage bag can hold:
70.The person whose grandma added a little extra spice to their device:
71.The person who is having their plants burgled:
72.The person whose laundry room is now the ninth biggest waterfall in Iowa:
73.The person who got a fancy French meal with their yogurt:
74.The person whose backpack belongs to the bees now:
75.The person whose key betrayed them when they needed it the most:
76.And Jeffrey:
