My Belly Hurts From Laughing So Hard At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets
Chelsea Stewart
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For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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A tweet with a text exchange: "And you still went to see her?" Reply: "I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale." Caption: "my roommate is so unserious."
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Tweet questioning a $217 trillion world debt, humorously asking if it's owed to the Decepticons
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