Only Those Who Know No Fear Can Successfully Get Through These 16 Photos Without Choking

1.This phone that whispers directly to your ear with its mustache tickling you:

2.And this person who is sporting permed eyelashes:

3.This monster who decided to squeeze their belly button into a washer:

4.These heathens who thought it was a good idea to touch eyeballs:

5.And this individual who enjoys this disgusting combo:

6.This snail who has a wasp's nest stuck to it:

7.This freaky life-size cucumber person:

8.Whoever decided this design was a great look:

9.And whoever thought this one was, too (I guess no poop will ever get stuck in its fur):

10.The odd one who thought eyelashes on glasses was a statement:

11.The person who is making everyone wince with this idea:

12.And the person who is creeping everyone out with theirs:

13.These really scary looking urinals:

14.And this really squished cat:

15.This dog who should never have been subjected to this:

16.And this creature that will now haunt your nightmares. Goodbye.