If You Need A Break From The Chaos In The World, These 21 Super Random Funny Tweets Will Bring You 5 Minutes Of Peace
Morgan Murrell
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Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.
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Tweet by @khiakior: "I miss when bills had nothing to do with me."
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Text conversation meme: Person A asks about the other person, who replies by sending an "aboutMe.pdf" file, expressing exhaustion in sharing personal details
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Person sitting at a table with a bowl of popcorn and a glass of wine, appearing thoughtful. Text reads: "the original girl dinner."
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Tweet by @ReddCinema with text "me: 'girl what happened' ?? my friend: ▶️ ▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍▍ 25:33"
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Close-up of a character with short hair, gold studded jacket, earrings, and a serious expression. Caption: "Why is no one ready?"
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Tweet saying Harry Potter is crazy because the writer wouldn't fight a war for high school
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Tweet by Stella replying "menstrual" to a question asking "What cycles need to come to an end?"
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A tweet reads: “you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a [expletive] about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in.” Includes Wiki link for context
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A man named Michael on "Wheel of Fortune" resembles Matthew McConaughey in prosthetic makeup for an older character
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Tweet exchange: Renike replies to Stella's comment on marriage by saying her biggest fear is being in the same room as a flying cockroach
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Screenshot of two alarms set on a phone: 6:00 AM off, 6:01 AM on. Caption reads, "sometimes i spoil myself."
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A person with long hair screams dramatically in a small, padded room
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GIF of a man surrounded by floating mathematical equations, with a tweet above about Gmail AI suggesting simple email replies
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Tweet exchange: User 1 jokes about buying a house with lunch money. User 2 asks what you'd do if you woke up in 2002
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trying to find a movie to watch that matches my exact mood that’s also on a streaming service and on my watchlist pic.twitter.com/i5LbU9O2lo
Captioned meme of a cartoon character sleeping, illustrating not sleeping at night if napping in the afternoon
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Profile tweet reads: "i like talking to myself she gets me."
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A group of armored individuals reads a letter with a caption about replying late to an email
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A tweet expressing a desire to be a tree, avoiding responsibilities, and enjoying nature sounds like "shhhh," "woooosh," and "rustle."
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Tweet about Tumblr turning 18 years old, suggesting it is now an adult
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Animated chicken character looks confused amid multiple microphones. Tweet above reads: "when he ask me where I wanna eat and I don’t know" with crying and laughing emojis
Was there something that made you laugh or smile this week? Share it with me in the comments!
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