Here Are The Funniest Job Tweets From Last Week

Chelsea Stewart

January 19, 2025 at 11:05 a.m.·3 min read

Well, it's almost time for work again — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral over the past week.

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How was your Monday morning? Hated mine. pic.twitter.com/RvhLl5T9NR
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 13, 2025

Twitter: @dadmann_walking

Notification: "You're still screen sharing and we can see you scrolling Twitter during this call. Please stop sharing." — x.com

i’m at popeyes and I asked to add a order of fries at the window and the cashier said “you’re lucky i’m in a good mood” pic.twitter.com/JqpLuVRxiF
— 𝐣𝐚𝐲 (@sirfboardt) January 15, 2025

Bravo / Twitter: @sirfboardt

New intern just said “pause” to the supervisor 😭😭😭😭
— Fadz 🍉🇵🇸 (@fadz043) January 15, 2025

Twitter: @fadz043

I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn’t have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked “do you have any updates Steve Jobs?” I’m going to HR
— burner account: not rell (@rellyrich10X) January 13, 2025

Twitter: @rellyrich10X

no video has ever better encapsulated the feeling of being in office pic.twitter.com/iYcatZt74I
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) January 15, 2025

Twitter: @mariokartdwi

Yall ever been so desperately unemployed u start applying for Everything. then u get the post-application clarity when the horse insemination company messages you back
— glassjawtism (@nohxcdancing) January 17, 2025

Twitter: @nohxcdancing

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person pic.twitter.com/aBgXOXIWJV
— autist (@litteralyme0) January 16, 2025

Prime Video / Twitter: @litteralyme0

Pretending I'm asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) January 15, 2025

Twitter: @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back by tomorrow morningeuropean office at 4pm: pic.twitter.com/GjC4oji16A
— sergio tahini (@_sergiotahini) January 13, 2025

Travel Channel / Twitter: @_sergiotahini

10.

Got on the elevator with these ladies and said "can this thing take us to Friday and the 3 day weekend?" pic.twitter.com/KlNw6PmhiP
— jas 🪼 (@jastheterrible) January 16, 2025

Roy Rochlin/Getty Images / Twitter: @jastheterrible

11.

me when my coworker said “David lynch is dead” in the middle of the lunch rush pic.twitter.com/eR3K17AVx8
— soapy hadid (@soapyhadid) January 17, 2025

FilmNation / Cinereach / Twitter: @soapyhadid

12.

Boss came into my office and caught me on Indeed pic.twitter.com/a2ZHE9MlJ0
— m ✰ (@mar3uss) January 14, 2025

Twitter: @mar3uss

13.

Recently hired coworker: “This internal app is garbage. I can’t believe we’ve been using this for the past 2 years.”Me: “Yeah, I totally agree.”(I built it)
— Jack Forge (@TheJackForge) January 14, 2025

Twitter: @TheJackForge

14.

can they shut down Teams instead of tiktok
— memes.xlsx (@ExcelHumor) January 14, 2025

Twitter: @ExcelHumor

15. Lastly:

Nigga I have a job. Where you think I scroll TikTok at? https://t.co/fDIiIDiTWh
— IdrisChillba (@JcBeChillin) January 19, 2025

Twitter: @JcBeChillin

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