21 Hilarious Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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“I work well under pressure”me under pressure: pic.twitter.com/CWPAvtkcrd
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) February 8, 2024
@kaylanicolejones / Twitter: @invis4yo
when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive pic.twitter.com/2eDBm5iHqn
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 10, 2024
Nintendo / Twitter: @Whotfismick
“Stop being paranoid, nobody can tell you’re high”Me: pic.twitter.com/rbQvQYe3Kj
— Carla GuginHeaux (@bingomilf) February 9, 2024
Me during halftime: pic.twitter.com/d4iAUBGNbh
— Lurker Vandross (@_AuntieLee) February 9, 2024
@timmmaybryant / Twitter: @_AuntieLee
She really embodies health ledger’s joker in this in a way I don’t think anyone else has https://t.co/4qi5kNHnI0
— Liv (@Liv_Agar) February 10, 2024
starting a job you were begging for pic.twitter.com/pRSTr70s7E
— ✰ (@yagamisdead) February 10, 2024
Columbia Pictures / Twitter: @yagamisdead
no one:gay people complimenting each other: pic.twitter.com/xwTrEZNuNo
— ☆ fairy of twt ☆ 💋 (@abdulaiiiiiiii) February 10, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @abdulaiiiiiiii
me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show pic.twitter.com/notssCduk8
— Karina (@ka_fza) February 11, 2024
when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away pic.twitter.com/CQ8qETe0bh
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 10, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @Whotfismick
wtf is wrong with Duolingo lmao pic.twitter.com/TiPwoDjhST
— 🕯️☕️ (@SharletWitch) February 10, 2024
Duo lingo be like: “We noticed you haven’t done a Spanish lesson in days so you better count your fcking days pendeja” lmaooo
— Lady on the Moon (@GiftedAsia) February 10, 2024
i love butter on toast pic.twitter.com/bcjw2266WD
— regular birv (@murderbirv) February 8, 2024
i dont think i would be compatible with someone who doesn’t have twitter i feel they would lack a certain je ne sais quoi(mental illness)
— Chris (@citehchris) February 10, 2024
just seen a tiktok where this girl asked her bf for pads with wings so he got her pads & 36 chicken wings 💀
— kait ⛅️ (@mushr00mbabe) February 9, 2024
me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00 pic.twitter.com/nYTTy4GMXo
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 8, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @Whotfismick
having gay roommates is so unserious because i just texted mine that we have a LEAK and he asked if it was training season by dua lipa… NO BITCH THE WALLS ARE DETERIORATING pic.twitter.com/hf9PoqLnVr
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) February 9, 2024
I love that pregnant in Spanish is embarazzada cos it is very embarrassing.
— ZORAYA (only account) (@ZorayaBlack_) February 9, 2024
him: are you stupid??me: pic.twitter.com/TNBT4WyB7j
— lyssa (@lyssanotlocated) February 9, 2024
my patna said cranberry juice taste like it don’t wanna be wet and i am literally in tears
— MOTHER (@MOTHERMAGE) February 10, 2024
— ໊ (@buffys) February 9, 2024
https://t.co/auJhZ4dylu pic.twitter.com/ZX1aIj2jft
— Grace (@gracecamille_) February 8, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @gracecamille_
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