The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (April 5-11)

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising

— ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025 ">

me: i would like to log into the patient portal to view information about my health

the “convenient” healthcare app: Ah! But if it ‘tis Bloodwork you Want to See, First You Must Solve My Riddles Three

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) April 10, 2025 ">

me giving my dog a bath https://t.co/DG1c9eJdsa

— helen (@helen) April 9, 2025 ">

omg that girl can do anything https://t.co/ApDEd5gjNB

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 8, 2025 ">

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every bank tomorrow pic.twitter.com/uwzCjqNt4g

— alli (@sonofalli) April 7, 2025 ">

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— Jeva Lange 🫎 (@Jee_vuh) April 9, 2025 ">

I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin sister.

One of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"

So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess.

— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) April 8, 2025 ">

my 401 is no longer k

— alli (@sonofalli) April 6, 2025 ">

something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I’m scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home

— ernauxgirl (@ernauxgirl) April 7, 2025 ">

(angriest i’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

— ✧ (@ppyowna) April 7, 2025 ">

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no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

— ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025 ">

The woman at the bra store said "Oh wow" when I took my shirt off for measuring I'm on top of the world rn

— 😨 (@evilgayman) April 6, 2025 ">

bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

— trash jones (@jzux) April 8, 2025 ">

I love that this woman's entire personality this season and ONLY character trait is this lol #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/MSyWIBGwGz

— Liv (@stevenrogered) April 7, 2025 ">

I’ve been trying aluminum free deodorant for the past couple days and turns out…..I love aluminum!!!!!!!!!!

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 8, 2025 ">

briefly dated a guy from New Jersey that my friends would only refer to as Mike the Situationship :/

— Hannah 🦢 (@haphazardlyyyyy) April 7, 2025 ">

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 5, 2025 ">

it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room

— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) April 9, 2025 ">

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i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book

— trish (@ultragloss) April 8, 2025 ">

there’s something so dangerous about a second coffee… I’m over here making bold dinner plans, numerous, weeks out

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) April 7, 2025 ">

i’m blocked by two people on venmo. one is my friend who did it as a joke and the other is jeremy strong because i kept asking him for $10,000

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) April 8, 2025 ">

the real moral of the story here is never speak about yourself cryptically in the third person #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/QfdAhxJwdH

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025 ">

i wish my life could have a stats screen but for things i care about. like how many english muffins with peanut butter i’ve eaten

— latke (@latkedelrey) April 8, 2025 ">

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

— ً (@sonohoor) April 9, 2025 ">

Y’all I’m reading a book on the train why this lady lean over and start reading my book with me. Mind you I’m on page 292 . . . girl you done missed so much shit 😭

— sasuke hate account. (@krispykuf) April 9, 2025 ">

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