Here Are The Best And Funniest Tweets From This Weekend

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February 4, 2024 at 5:01 p.m.·2 min read

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

Be sure to give these users a follow, too, if you liked their tweets!

my eldest sister commented this on my facebook post within 15 minutes even though she was literally in active labour and about to have an emergency c-section https://t.co/q21qH0s8Gq pic.twitter.com/zHKr358rb3
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) February 4, 2024

Twitter: @cottoncandaddy

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they are struggling over there pic.twitter.com/YLaIRo0vyt
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) February 2, 2024

Island Records. / Twitter: @SomaKazima

reading the instructions to play peek-a-boo pic.twitter.com/pRiNNupt7R
— edna 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 (@edna_days) February 2, 2024

Twitter: @edna_days

when i’m telling my friend the tea and the “tea” walks by pic.twitter.com/WeMoJSFh8Q
— ًً (@girlsonfillm) February 2, 2024

NBC / Twitter: @girlsonfillm

give her a pair of panties omg wtf https://t.co/aXqMLhw3cf
— BARBIE (@BARBlETHINGZ) February 3, 2024

Twitter: @BARBlETHINGZ

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ? pic.twitter.com/fjWDZG3MLT
— JOAN of ART 🪼 (@umcornell) February 3, 2024

VH1 / Twitter: @umcornell

the little balls in my boba pic.twitter.com/ZsUCi4QZS3
— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) February 2, 2024

Twitter: @invis4yo

https://t.co/OmNhbM577Q pic.twitter.com/K3g4ru1NZk
— chase. (@cfree94) February 2, 2024

LuckyChap Entertainment / @badbunny / Twitter: @cfree94

since she wanna be cinderella so bad pic.twitter.com/XE0stgm9Qe
— baby spice (@Zonnique) February 3, 2024

Twitter: @Zonnique

An attack on ginger ale? during black history month? ✋🏾 https://t.co/JhlUWaOgk2
— Claude Kelly (@ClaudeKelly) February 3, 2024

Yuri A via Shutterstock, gpointstudio via Shutterstock / Twitter: @ClaudeKelly

My printer is threatening me pic.twitter.com/FidSUot16L
— Omnipotence (@omnipotnce) February 3, 2024

Twitter: @omnipotnce

i ft my dad and he’s like “i miss u guys” and im like u guys? and hes like yeah bc u use they
— nyah (@sexycommunitybf) February 2, 2024

Twitter: @sexycommunitybf

https://t.co/TzpYX7c9dJ pic.twitter.com/BEsJhu8VIP
— Zoë Rose Bryant (@ZoeRoseBryant) February 3, 2024

PHIL BRAY/NETFLIX , KEN WORONER/NETFLIX / Twitter: @ZoeRoseBryant

https://t.co/4wcgAvSFvz pic.twitter.com/sCnvKM1G0e
— ramsie (@retrogrohl) February 2, 2024

Gilbert Flores / Billboard via Getty Images / Twitter: @retrogrohl

Closeup of hooves — Gilbert Flores / Billboard via Getty Images

why is being the very last message in a gc so humiliating… like i’m sorry i came in and killed the vibes guys should i just kill myself next????
— arie (@notsaries) February 2, 2024

Twitter: @notsaries

https://t.co/4FloOXWzIf pic.twitter.com/DfhTXbqVZC
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) February 2, 2024

Disney / Twitter: @heyjaeee

your unemployed friend on a thursday: https://t.co/vpFhA0qT21
— caroline (going woman) (@soonrightaway) February 2, 2024

Twitter: @soonrightaway

https://t.co/qHoYi3vYB7 pic.twitter.com/28JaFJGL0z
— Oluwajomiloju (@JomiAdeniran) February 2, 2024

Warner Bros / Twitter: @JomiAdeniran

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper. pic.twitter.com/a89fF5ZMnI
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 2, 2024

Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick

rap girl beef, r&b boys fighting, roc nation brunch cancelled, grammys this weekend. hollywood is so back pic.twitter.com/ccxLyBXRgI
— niah. (@obviniah) February 2, 2024

Warner Bros / Twitter: @obviniah

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