I Know It Sounds Dramatic, But I Honestly Feel Sorry For These Poor Souls Who Just Had The Absolute Worst Week Ever

1.The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole:

2.The person with the thinnest cheese known to man:

3.The person who learned one of life's most valuable lessons:

4.The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair:

5.The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it:

6.The person whose shoes are no longer their own:

7.The person who messed around with the wrong printer:

8.The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping:

9.The person who had an unexpected friend pop in at dinner:

10.The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster:

11.The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their life:

12.The person whose house is about to stank:

13.The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future:

14.The person who got a little extra treat with their whipped cream:

15.The person who just discovered a new species:

16.The person who needs to have a serious talk with their loved ones:

17.The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:

18.The person who's about to solve the world's worst mystery:

19.The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:

20.The person who I'm afraid just blue themself:

21.And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land: