My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 19 Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
Michaela Bramwell
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Hello, everyone! On a scale of 1–10, this week's Black Tweets are a solid 15. So, let's get into the laughs:
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A person with a thoughtful expression rests their chin on their hand, accompanied by text: "Why yall ain’t just vote for that lady.. now we have to suffer."
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A person taking a selfie on a TV set with a screen displaying "JHud." Another person partially visible. Text mentions a guest appearing tomorrow
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Rolling Loud tweets about a musician with only two songs for an upcoming performance
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TV screen displaying "The Grinch That Stole B**ches," a comedy scheduled for 2024. Troll tweet above questioning the Grinch character
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Tweet by Grip Skylark sharing a joke about a news headline revealing a CIA site through a mistaken search term
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Sign outside hospital reads "Hoes Work Here." It's partly obscured, humorously altering the intended message
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Tweet mocking a pop singer introducing four partners with the line: "Mind you, no one was intrigued."
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Screenshot of a humorous text exchange showing a cryptic response about age, life advice, and self-affirmation
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SpongeBob meme showing him looked shocked under a blanket. Tweet joke about a humorous response from a younger sister to their mom
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Tweet expressing anxiety about checking bank account balance, calling it a scary place
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Tweet joking about large food quantities on future direct flights between Nigeria and Jamaica
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Tweet with a humorous take on joining loud public conversations, referencing cultural norms
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Tweet by user @kalxxl: "im telling FAFSA yall got puerto rico & DR money."
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Tweet reads: "turns out DEI stood for Da Economy Isgrowing."
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Close-up of crispy fries with Twitter posts above, discussing the appeal of certain fries and mentioning a local gyro spot
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Screenshot of a tweet from BabycatKez: "Non black ppl have a two braid allowance."
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Social media post joking about how people react to odd noises, with 8,125 shares and emojis expressing laughter
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Tweet by Dionne Warwick: "Every time I open this app I see a brand new picture of JD Vance made to look like some sort of Cabbage Patch doll."
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Tweet humorously comments on Sterling K. Brown's fitness, noting his "12 pack abs" and contrasting it with acting roles like an HR head
Let us know which tweet made you laugh the hardest, and check out last week's roundup below if you missed it.
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