My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At This Week's 18 Hilarious Black Tweets
Hey, folks! I've compiled a list of the funniest Black Twitter jokes from the week because we could all use a laugh with how 2025 has started. So, let's dive in.
1.
Obama and Trump: "hehe" Kamala: pic.twitter.com/EpnqIZYSla
— Christian Snow (@CGSnow_) January 9, 2025
BRAVO / Twitter: @CGSnow_
2.
That's how many years the judge gonna give you https://t.co/FJ1SkUlaQL
— Slick (@NickStillHere) January 2, 2025
3.
… yk what pic.twitter.com/cldarKJJdR
— blonde browed baddie (@monet_lilp) January 3, 2025
4.
by the time i’m a parent they’re gonna want cement.😭 https://t.co/8NzXratKdj
— 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚.𝟜𝟜𝟜🤍 (@s3ri3s) January 4, 2025
5.
This the weather Shelia met a good man in, y’all btches better get up
— Kay (@therealkay0) January 8, 2025
6.
https://t.co/VPDoiVp7GP pic.twitter.com/TktcsM9pQm
— The 〽️agnamimous (@Manni_TheMantis) January 3, 2025
ABC / Twitter: @Manni_TheMantis
7.
You pulled a reverse Robin Hood, gave to the people in need and joined them immediately after 😅😅😅
— Chrismìc Giroud (@LikeChrisss) January 9, 2025
8.
Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.
— Gooseberry (@ClixWell) January 8, 2025
9.
I might swerve bend in that corner wooooah pic.twitter.com/WK1RQpn0oE
— 👩🏽❤️👩🏾 (@itskajaya) January 8, 2025
Netflix / Twitter: @itskajaya
10.
TSA is going to kill you on sight https://t.co/HWLs1OteUF
— ᄃ (@KodenameC) January 4, 2025
11.
My job at the CIA is to hit a red button labeled "Black Arguments" every two weeks for $100k annual salary.
— New/T.Sage (@NewTSage) January 8, 2025
12.
That coat my mama used to beg me to wear as a kid I need that mf today 😭
— t. (@t_sadiity) January 9, 2025
13.
Damn you peel one piece of skin off your lip the whole fucking lip unzip 😭
— NyeishaaBaee (@TreeNesha) January 8, 2025
14.
nah this is frying me im done 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/UOSIVN5BsA
— shar (@sharloola) January 5, 2025
15.
This lady on tik tok said her mother used to pick up kfc for the family on the way home from work then eat the skin off during the drive. she grew up thinking kfc chicken just doesn’t have skin. I’ve been finished since 😭😭😭😭
— lindy (@Lindyyay) January 3, 2025
16.
Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby bítch I ain’t living in there
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) January 2, 2025
17.
Why I told my friend I'm nervous about getting on my flight tomorrow and this bitch gone say “I don't think terrorist gone highjack spirit” 😭😭😭😭
— Cello/Phn (@Cellowphane) January 3, 2025
18.
So HR was doing interview & I sat in because it was my department(finance) they were recruiting for & they asked the dreadful question “where do you see your self in 5 years?”and this girl said “Canada, I see myself in Canada in 5 years”The scream I scrumpt, HIRE HER PLEASE 😂
— skinny legend? (@wale__awe) January 9, 2025
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