Only the Best Hen Names Will Do for Your Clucky Girls
Move over, farmers! All over suburbia, keeping up with the Joneses has come to mean becoming more self-sufficient than the guy next door.
The homesteading hobby is inspiring people to explore growing their own food, taking up beekeeping, and figuring out composting. Speaking of the latter, more folks than ever are also adopting flocks of chickens. Sure, the eggs are a perk, but chickens are also great composters for leftovers—they eat almost anything, including bugs!—and then you can use their waste in the compost pile or as fertilizer.
Before you join the cluck-cluck club, it’s important to do your due diligence—make sure that your neighborhood association allows for chickens and that you have the room and bandwidth to care for them. Once you get the green light and have a pretty good idea of what goes into caring for happy feathered friends, you can start looking at fancy coops, figure out what breeds you want, and load up on egg cartons.
It’s also high time to think of chicken names for your flock, and of course only the best hen names will do. Lucky for you, we’ve done some of the heavy lifting and put together an eggcellent list, including plenty of cute and funny names for hens, from clever puns to famous celebrities and characters to name them after.
The Best Hen Names A – Z
Adrienne Broody
Audrey Henburn
Beak Arthur
Beakyonce
Bellatrix Lestrange
Betsy Ross
Betty Draper
Blue Ivy
Brahma Mama
Bubbles
Buttercup
Chick Lit
Chicken Little
Clarice Starling
Cluck Norris
Coco Chanel
Daisy Duke
Dear Prudence
Debra Winger
Egga Swiatek
Eggery Peck
Eggin’ Trainor
Eggy Azalea
Ellen Leghorn
Emma Woodhouse
Fancy
Feather Locklear
Featherette
Flossiex
Fluff Stuff
Foxy Brown
Franny
Gertrude
Ginger Spice
Gwyneth Poultry
Gypsy Rose Lee
Hen Solo
Henjamin Button
Hennesse Williams
Hennifer Lopez
Henn Close
Henn Garner
Hennah
Henna Hopper
Henny Lamar
Henny Penny
Henrietta James
Holly Combs
Jody Wattles
Kate Bockensdale
Kid Amrock
Kim Deal
Kris Henner
Lady Cluck
Lady Gaga
Lady Lay
Lady Marmalade
Lay Bailey Hutchison
Layla
Little Miss Sunshine
Liz Lemon
Mabel
Madame Bovary
Madge
Maria Von Flap
Megg March
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex
Miss Marple
Miss Piggy
Miss Scarlett
Mona Lisa
Mother Clucker
Mrs. Cooper
Mrs. Robinson
Nesting Doll
Oprah Wingfree
Pecky (with the good hair)
Plume Sykes
Posh Spice
Princess Layer
Queenie
Rosemary
Ruth Brooder Ginsburg
Sadie Hawkins
Sassy
Scary Spice
Shelly Silverstein
Silvia Silkie
Speedy Chick
Sporty Spice
Squawky Balboa
Tammy Wynadotte
Teri Hatcher
Tres Chick
Tweety Pie
Usain Molt
Virginia
Waka Flocka Flame
Yolko Ono
Zooey
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