Trader Joe's Fans Are Creating "Products That Don't Exist" And I'm 100% Sure There's A Million Dollar Idea In This Post

I recently made an AI-powered generator to create fake Trader Joe’s products, thinking it’d be good for a laugh. But then the comments exploded with ideas that were equal parts chaotic, hilarious, and low-key genius. From Everything Bagel Ice Cream to Pumpkin Spice Ramen, these fake TJ’s creations are so unhinged they might actually work. Here are the best ones:

1.Earl Grey Potato Chips:

Bag of Trader Joe’s Earl Grey Chips with illustrations of teacups on the packaging

2.Lil' Baby Jesus Cheeses:

Round cheese package labeled "Trader Joe's Lil' Baby Jesus Cheeses," featuring an illustration of a baby with a halo

3.Anchovy Crunch Cereal:

Box of Trader Joe's Anchovy Crunch Cereal against a plain background

4.Weed Eggnog:

A bottle of Trader Joe's Weed Eggnog against a simple background, showcasing the product label prominently

5.Mature Cheddar Brioche Buns:

Trader Joe's Mature Cheddar Brioche Buns packaging with illustrations of cheese and buns, highlighting product details

6.Strawberry Paella:

Box of Trader Joe’s Strawberry Paella with cartoon strawberries and rice on the packaging, labeled "Jonah Natimi starts an"

7.Cheddar Apple Fritters:

Trader Joe's Cheddar Apple Fritters packaging featuring an image of the fritters and apple, cheese illustrations
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8.Everything Bagel Ice Cream:

Trader Joe's Everything Bagel ice cream in a container with bagel illustrations, featuring sesame and poppy seeds

9.Strawberry Rhubarb Twist Ice Cream:

Trader Joe's Chocolate Rhubarb Twist Ice Cream pint against a plain background
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10.Pickled Habanero Peanuts:

Trader Joe's Pickled Habanero Peanuts packaging with illustrated spicy peppers and a rustic style
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11.Gingerbread Dough Gelato:

A tub of Trader Joe's Gingerbread Dough Gelato is displayed against a plain background

12.Chili Miso Seaweed Crisps:

Package of Trader Joe's Chilli Miso Seaweed Crisps against a plain background
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13.Brie Pop Tarts:

Trader Joe's Biri Brie Pop Tarts package with humorous, nonsensical text in English and other languages

14.

Packaged Pickled Habanero Peanuts from Trader Joe's with spicy and bold flavor graphic design on bright background
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15.Marinara Cloud Pasta:

Jar of Trader Joe's Marinara Cloud Pasta with intricate label design

16.Siracha Pickle Ravioli:

Box of Trader Joe's Sriracha Pickle Ravioli, 8 oz. Contains pasta filled with spicy sriracha and pickle flavoring

17.Ass Spread:

A jar labeled "Trader Joe's Ass Speard" with colorful mixed spices inside, set against a plain background
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18.Spicy Red Pepper and Honey Hummus:

Jar of Trader Joe's Spicy Red Pepper Honey Hummus with red pepper graphics on the label

19.Banana And Caramel Popcorn:

Bag of banana and caramel popcorn with playful illustrations on the packaging

20.Marshmallow Chocolate Crisps:

Bag of Trader Joe's Marshmallow Chocolate Crisps on a pink background. The package features illustrations of chocolate and marshmallows

21.Croissant Greek Yogurt:

Trader Joe’s Croissant Greek Yogurt container with croissant illustration, labeled as 25 fl oz (745g)

22.Whimsical Gingerbread Spread:

Jar of Trader Joe’s Whimsical Gingerbread Spread with gingerbread characters on the label against an orange background

23.Pad Thai Popcorn:

Trader Joe's Pad Thai Popcorn package with colorful illustrations of noodles, peanuts, lime, and spices
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24.

Bag of Trader Joe's Truffle Sunflower Seeds with sunflower illustrations on packaging

25.And finally, The Tears Of My Ex Boyfriend:

Trader Joe's pizza box labeled "The Tears of My Ex Boyfriend," with playful illustrations

Want to make your own? Use the generator below and add your TJ's creations to the comment!