Ready to take the plunge? Give your tush some TLC with a bidet, on sale from $43

This simple, affordable bidet features a no-plumber install. It attaches to your water supply with a brass adapter and braided metal hose. It's also the most popular Bio Bidet option, with 23,000 five-star ratings. 

"Not sure if I just have great water pressure or if this thing was built to remove paint, but the first position I find to be very adequate," wrote one satisfied reviewer. "The highest position would only be used for a forced enema, or possibly to pressure wash vehicles? Either way, the install was fairly straightforward and easy. It works wonderfully; the only downfall is I'm going to have to buy more to put on the other toilets in the house, so the kids will quit using mine. We have cut our TP usage by at least 75%, which I'm sure our septic system is thankful for." 

This attachment has dual nozzles and a battery-powered night light on the control knob so you don't have to fumble around during those post-bedtime bathroom runs. 

"We transitioned from using wipes and toilet paper to using a bidet a little over a week ago, and considering we haven't used a bidet before, the transition was remarkably comfortable for everyone in the family," wrote a rave reviewer. "The setup, despite our oddly laid-out bathroom, was easy to do, and the bidet itself is very easy to use. Would definitely recommend it! For not having one for over 50 years, I could not imagine not having one. It is fantastic!"

Over 300 of these heated-seat bidets have been bought in the past month to heat the seat! This style also comes with dual nozzles for washing in the front and back, and even boasts a sleek and minimalist design for function and form.

"I purchased this so my kid would have a warm seat in the winter when our bathroom is too chilly in the morning," said this proud parent. "But I’ve been so impressed with it. I found this recommended by several lists and I agree. The nightlight, controls, seat temps and water temps are fantastic. Everything is easy to control and comfortable. It’s also very easy to clean and the lid is soft to close." 

It's ok, we know you bring the phone into the john. Make it work for you with this bidet-plus-app that allows you to set the water temperature, seat temperature, dryer temperature, water pressure and nozzle position. A round version is also available for $399. 

"Life changer," reported this customer. "This unit has every feature you can imagine aside from a massaging seat! Heated seat, different spray patterns. You can change the water temperature, and it has a blow dryer that you can also change the air temperature!"

This souped-up model features a heated round toilet seat and customized water temperature, pressure and nozzle position. Along with a handy night light, it has a wireless remote so you can control all the functions from one spot. It also has a built-in warm-air dryer. The elongated version is also on sale for $549. 

"I'm 76 years of age and I found the installation was simple and the instructions easy to follow," shared one five-star reviewer. "The remote is simple to use, but you have to familiarize yourself with the directions. I installed the 2000 Bio Bidet in December, replacing a Toto bidet, and have been using it for about a month and it works flawlessly."