Days of the week underwear 'horror' story goes viral
“Dear Peter Alexander, it is with regret that I inform you I must make a complaint,” wrote Vincent, who resides in Melbourne. She has only recently become a purchaser of his sleepwear, since she gained steady employment. “I headed to your store. And I had my heart set on your 7 Day Knicker Box Set.”
“As I’m sure you understand, undergarments marked with the days of the week are something only an obsessively organized person would desire. Therefore, it was a purchase decision I grappled with. What if I lost the Wednesday pair? What if I had a busy week and got behind with my laundry, only to get to the weekend and find all that was available was Tuesday?”
As “nervous” as she was, Vincent managed to set these doubts aside as she said she’s never been behind with the laundry and she doesn’t lose things. Steeled with this knowledge, she made the purchase and headed home, confident in her decision.
“Which is why I was so unprepared for the horror that awaited me upon opening the box,” she continued.
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“As you can see…there are two pairs of underwear marked ‘Thu.’ and a complete absence of a Monday-dedicated pair.”
“I’m sure there are individuals who would not mind adorning their rear with ‘Thu.’ each Monday; for example the illiterate, or the criminally insane. Since I am neither, I can only assume you are trying to enforce either Commando Mondays or Cardio Workout Thursdays. Whatever your intention, I’m going to have to respectfully decline.”
“I look forward to a response from you regarding this unfortunate and untimely issue. Please don’t delay; it’s Monday,” she cheekily concluded.
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Whether the post was meant in jest, it was published Sunday and already has over 20,000 reactions and hundreds of comments, with many sympathizing with Vincent, stating they’d get annoyed at the same thing.
Just a few of the comments:
“This is my nightmare. I love this girl.”
“That poor poor girl.”
“wtf this would kill me.”
“Oh how distressing! I sincerely home they found the Monday undies!!!”
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