Super Punny Spring Jokes That'll Have Everyone Laughing
Spring is virtually synonymous with new beginnings. It's a time when the Earth starts to thaw out from the cold grip of winter, slumbering creatures re-emerge, and dormant vegetation springs back to life. Bees buzz about while the sound of birds singing fills the air. Simply put, spring is the season of renewal. Plus, it's the perfect opportunity for families to partake in fun outdoor activities.
While the season is ripe with fresh starts, blossoming blooms, and many chances to get out and explore, it's also a great time to share some laughs. That's why we've rounded-up some of the best spring jokes we've heard to add even more joy to the cheerful time of year.
From hilarious riddles about daylight saving time to gut-busting one-liners about spring cleaning, this list of jokes and clever puns will tickle just about everyone's funny bone. Share them with your kids on a walk to your local farmers' market, at an Easter brunch (these Easter jokes are also great to share), or post them on social media as Instagram captions to add levity to your feed. No matter how or where you share them, they're sure to please.
Spring Weather Jokes
What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
What type of a bow can't be tied or untied? A rainbow.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? Thunderwear.
What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
How can you tell the weather's warming up? There's a spring in people's step.
What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens? Fowl weather.
How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
What is a king's favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
What kind of bow looks best when it's wet? A rainbow.
Spring Cleaning Jokes
What did the mop say to the vacuum? "You clean up nice."
Do you know which chore sucks the most? Vacuuming.
I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour. Now I feel so drained.
When's the best time to give your Slinky a good scrub? During spring cleaning.
Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out? It's sweeping the nation.
What did the broom say to the mop? "I'm so tired of people pushing us around."
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Did you hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up.
My husband and I had a disagreement about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, he threw in the towel.
What do you wear to tidy up the house? A ti(e)-dy(e) shirt!
I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
Is your refrigerator running? You better catch it before it runs away!
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? "It's time to sweep!"
The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.
I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
You never know what you have until you clean out your closet.
When I say I've cleaned my room, that doesn't include the pile of clothes that have found a home on my chair.
My house was clean before we sprang forward. Guess you'll have to come back when we fall back.
If spring is all about cleaning, what season is dedicated to making a mess?
Spring Jokes for Kids
What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!
Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inchworm.
Why did the bee's hair smell sweet? Because it used a honeycomb.
What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter R!
What is a flower's favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.
What facial feature stands out the most during the spring? Your tu-lips!
What did the bee say to the flower to make it blush? "Hello, honey."
What did the bean say to the sprout? "Grow up!"
Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.
Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery? It never runs out of "flour!"
What is the best flower a son can give his parents? A son-flower.
What do you call a little girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
What month is always polite and asks questions? May!
This spring, my mom opened a flower and gift shop. Business is blooming.
Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.
Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
Spring Break Jokes
Why can't stores keep trampolines in stock during April? Because it's spring break!
Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
What dessert is the most popular during spring break? A beach pie.
What does an elephant use to pack for spring break? A trunk.
What do you say to friends when you meet them on the beach for spring break? "Long time, no sea!"
What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
What is an egg's favorite spring break destination? New Yolk City.
Why do basketball players stay put during spring break? They fear they may get called out for traveling.
What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!
Why didn't spring breakers go to the forest? The trees said leave me alone.
Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
Why did the man try to fix his bed? He heard there was a spring break.
Why did the spring breakers miss their flight? They had no spring in their step.
What is spring's superpower? Flower power!
Spring Dad Jokes
What month of the year is the shortest? May—it only has three letters.
Why did the bird wear a mask to the bank? It was a rob-in.
What kind of garden does a baker have? A "flour" garden.
What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? When you haven't botany.
How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other? "Hey, bud!"
Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A lightbulb.
How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How do you smooch in spring? With tu-lips!
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Add spring water.
How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? By the bark.
My beautiful bouquet of blooms died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it's the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Jokes About Springing Ahead (Daylight Saving Time)
What time is it? Time to spring for some laughs!
What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for daylight saving time? Nothing, it just hung around.
What caused the clock to be rushed to the hospital? It fell back an hour.
I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time-consuming.
Daylight saving time is on its way...everyone is losing sleep over it.
I can always spring for(ward) a good joke.
Why couldn't the clock tell time? It needed a hand.
Why did the man sit on the clock? To be on time!
What did the clock say when the woman set it forward an hour? It's about time!
Who said time travel was impossible? Every spring, I go ahead an hour.
What time is it when you read jokes about daylight saving time? Time to laugh!
What do a lion and spring have in common? They both spring forward.
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