16 Hot Girl Traits That Need To Be Studied In A Lab Because Every Single Gorgeous Girl Has Them For Some Reason

Daniella Emanuel
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I've been on this planet for 30 years, and I took one anthropology class in college, so I'd say I know a thing or two about something I like to call "the hot girl demographic."

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I'm willing to share my learnings with you, because it's important to me that people no longer get it twisted. Being a hot girl isn't just about the physical component. It's a mindset. It's a religion. It's a way of life. According to my academic studies, here are the 16 official hot girl markers:

1.Tummy issues. Every hot girl either needs to have IBS, IBD, indigestion, acid reflux, period cramps, nausea, or untimely diarrhea on a semi-frequent basis. Beauty is pain, after all.

Person in comfortable clothing, lying on a couch, holding their stomach in discomfort or pain
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2.In the same vein as stomach problems...a Diet Coke addiction! A certified Hot Girl™ is nothing without her magical elixir.

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3.A crude sense of humor. If she's not evoking Samantha Jones, who even is she?!

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4.An anxious-avoidant attachment style. It would be way too easy for a hot girl to just be in a happy, seamless relationship. She needs to obsess over whether the person she's seeing likes her. That is until their interest is clear, and she gets the ick.

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5.Bullying you when they have a crush on you. Roasting your haircut? Mocking you? Making you question all of your life choices up to that very moment? No worries — that just means they're in love!

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6.A short temper. I'd be surprised if you have never been...[CLICK TO CONTINUE READING]

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